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The Constitution vs. DERP

Posted on April 13, 2016 by The Political Hat

     Apparently there is a bunch of Left Wing lunatics who unironically post in a magazine called “Jacobin”.  Apparently in this magazine, they allow grad students who rant idiotically how the Constitution is for suxxors!      The idjit ain’t deserving of a … Continue reading →

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Socialism for Dummies by a Dummy

Posted on April 6, 2016 by The Political Hat

     An idjit on Twitter tried you “educate” yours truely by pointing out a “Socialism for Dummies” video by a Marxist professor.  Yup, the video is as idiotic and wrong as you’d suspect an economics and history lecture by a Marxist … Continue reading →

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Not A Tumblr Witch? You Can Still Cast +3 Whine Of Social Justice

Posted on April 2, 2016 by The Political Hat

     Apparently the Tumblr Witches need all the help they can and simply being a Social Justice Warrior is not sufficient… especially when you can be a Social Justice Bard!      Of course, despite all their loaded d20, there is one easy … Continue reading →

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Feminists Will Save Society With The Power Of Witchcraft

Posted on March 29, 2016 by The Political Hat

     Considering that the Tumblr Witches feel confident to take on Donald Trump, there is nothing they can’t do!      Case in point: They will use the literal spiritual magic of Feminism to save society from “toxic” and eeevil “capitalist patriarchy”! Tweet

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Survey Says: Kill All The Normal People

Posted on March 12, 2016 by The Political Hat

     A special little snowflake has been taking a survey of other special little snowflakes on Tumblr (of course).  According to their totes scientific survey, 80% of people were “assigned” the female sex at birth, most people are neither male nor … Continue reading →

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Donald Trump vs. Tumblr Witches

Posted on March 11, 2016 by The Political Hat

     It would seem that Donald Trump faces his greatest foe ever!  To whit: A bunch of “witches” on Tumblr have declared that they will cast binding spells on him, curse him, and otherwise hex him.      *pauses to laugh, repeatedly*      Let’s … Continue reading →

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The College of Power and Liberation

Posted on March 10, 2016 by The Political Hat

     Some Social Justice Warriors at Western Washington University have demands, and they’re important!!1!  These demands are nothing less than a demand for a modern-day Grand Soviet, Stasi, Red Guard, and Orwellian insanity all rolled up into one.      The so-called “Student … Continue reading →

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Feminist Glaciology, Or Stop Mis-Gendering Glaciers

Posted on March 9, 2016 by The Political Hat

     Glaciers aren’t just big hunks of ice, according to feminist and post-colonial­ academics, but have feelings.  This sentiment is considered to be more valid than eeevil masculinist and White science.  This sentiment is also embodied in the peer reviewed article … Continue reading →

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The Ultimate Tool of White Supremacy and Colonialism? Mini-Sombreros

Posted on March 7, 2016 by The Political Hat

     The Bowdoin College’s student government will purge themselves of eeevil oppressors for the sin of… attending a party where some people wore novelty mini-sombreros. “Two weeks ago, some students threw a birthday party for a friend. The email invitation read: … Continue reading →

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Climate Science? Meet The Climate Fairy

Posted on February 29, 2016 by The Political Hat

     The UN has awarded a prize for “awareness” to a groups of “climate astronauts” singing about how they don’t want to bathe because taking baths will destroy the world or something…  Of course, they had help in their scientific endeavor … Continue reading →

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