A Friendly Rant for Special Little Snowflakes

The following pearl of wisdom comes to  you via Ace of Spades HQ commentator MWR.  Fair Warning: There is cursing… a lot of cursing…

“Student reactions have clearly articulated that this is neither the venue nor the time to show this movie,” the statement read. “We deeply regret causing harm to members of our community, and appreciate the thoughtful feedback provided to us by students.”

WARNING: Prepare for an MWR rant. It will contain profanity. Advertisers, I apologize – I’ve tried to be good.

The other week I went on something of a rant on Twitter about how I’m sick of these lily-livered little campus snowflakes using the English language to call something violent which is not violence.

This bullshit statement has just exploded my rage meter.

“We deeply regret causing harm to members of our community-”

FUCK THE EVER-LOVING BULLSHIT OUT OF YOU, you worthless slags and pussy-mouthed assclowns. NO ONE has been g-ddamned “harmed” by this SJW weepfest contrived by the oh-so-delicate flowers who have emerged from the fecund shit heap that is Millennial education. GET YOUR FUCKING SHIT TOGETHER, you mewling whorefaced little shitdemons.

You know who WAS harmed? Chris Kyle. That’s right, the American hero whose story is portrayed in “American Sniper.” Oh, you don’t want to call him a hero, you diarrhea-drenched bitch maggots? You want to call him a murderer, or a psychopath, or *GASP!* a white heterosexual male (OH THE HORROR!)? You want to say that the portrayal of Muslims and Arabs in the movie is “negative” and “culturally insensitive” and makes your poor little bladders leak because you feel “unsafe”? Not by the fact that those “culturally insensitive” Muslims and Arabs actually exist, but because – let me try and write this without punching something – because you don’t want to be faced with the truth.

You know what? FUCK. YOU.

Chris Kyle went to war. He killed people in that war. You know why? So that those filthy jihadis he killed wouldn’t come over here and murder YOU in your g-ddamned dorm rooms, surrounded by your bongs and “HOPE AND CHANGE” signs and free trade bohemian bracelets made by Shaolin nuns, or whatever other bullshit you keep close at hand to make you feel like your lives are worth a tinker’s damn. Kyle went to war so that some ululating lunatic wouldn’t invade your precious “safe spaces” and saw off your head with a dull knife, spilling your dainty, delicate blood all over your Play-Doh and staining your bedazzled dream journals claret. So that you in your sanctimonious toddler voices could have the OPPORTUNITY to call him a murderer and a psychopath, though if there were any true righteousness in this world every one of you who’s dared say such a thing would have your tongues turned to slabs of lead for speaking such filthy lies.

You little shitstains don’t know the first thing about REAL pain. You don’t know the first thing about ACTUAL suffering. You think you can stand there in your ivory towers of academia and condescend to preach MORALS and VALUES and ETHICS and INCLUSION when you’ve never permitted anyone to actually school you on what it IS to be moral, or to have values, or to be ethical, or to be – and I’m laughing as I write this – INCLUSIVE.


You know what I think of weak stomached sperm stains like you?

I don’t. I don’t think of you at all.

I don’t care if I offend you, because from where I stand it sounds like Cream of Wheat and lollipops fucking offends you. I don’t think about your precious feelings, because from where I stand, all you ARE are your feelings. You’re a raw nerve with no insulation against the brutality of the real world. You never grew the psychological and emotional scar tissue that countless generations before you have had to grow to get along in the world, because everyone’s always given in to you pussies and your weak-wristed demands.

I hope to God one of you reads this, and I hope beyond hope that you CRY. I hope you BAWL. I hope you feel like I’ve personally stepped into your “safe space” and smacked you across the face with a g-ddamn rusty gauntlet. Because I HAVE. I will be in your safe spaces forever, standing too close, hissing in your ear, reminding you that you’re truly worthless; that you aren’t fit to hold up your head when you’re in the presence of REAL people. Because you AREN’T people. You’re not even UNpeople. You are porcelain dolls painted with organically sourced pigments and placed on high shelves out of the reach of the clawing children of Real Life. You are too fragile to exist.

Other people should have been teaching you to grow up since the day you were born, but they didn’t and you were too lazy and pampered to do it yourself. So sorry-not-sorry, but I’m going to do it now. Welcome to the crash course on life, you simpering little fuckwits.

Lesson #1: No one cares about your fucking feelings.

Lesson #2: If you ever start to doubt Lesson #1, you get the gauntlet again

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Quick Takes – Educational Divestment, Educational Queer Agriculture, Educational Gay Bashing

     Another “quick takes” on items where there is too little to say to make a complete article, but is still important enough to comment on.

     The focus this time: We don’t need no education!

     First, a little mood music:

     Carrying on…

     Once a bastion of learning, college have quickly devolved into indoctrination centers where the lunatics run the asylum.

“The University of California Student Association board – which represents all 233,000 students enrolled in the UC system’s 10 campuses – approved a resolution on Sunday that calls on the system’s leaders to financially divest from the United States.

“The measure cited alleged human rights violations by America such as drone strikes that have killed civilians, and claimed the country’s criminal justice system is racist, among other accusations.

“The ‘Resolution Toward Socially Responsible Investment at the University of California’ passed with an overwhelming majority vote of 11-1-3.”

     If they can divest from America, can America divest from them?

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Tax Day Mood Music

     Best Song Ever! (Tax Code Edition)

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An Honest Despot

     Most Leftist despots and dictators tend to distance themselves from fellow Leftist Adolf Hitler and the National Socialist German Workers Party.

     Rafael Correa, El Presidente of Ecuador is not your typical Leftist despot:

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Privilege Questionnaire

     Are you an evil oppressor?  Or are you a morally superior victim of oppression?

     Take this quiz to find out your moral worth!

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Modern Feminism: Female Genital Mutilation is Totes OK

     According to modern Feminists, there is nothing so empowering of woman than… having their genitals mutilated.

“We underwent several rites as part of our transition from girlhood to womanhood, the most significant being our excision operation – the reduction of the exposed clitoral hood, glans and labia minorae. My immediate experience was of pain and culture shock, while my eight year old sister felt nothing and was soon up and about with other young girls playing in the Bondo encampment. My initial fear – that I would never enjoy sex again and be scarred forever – turned into pride and amazement when I first held a mirror “down there”, saw a clean, smooth look”.

     Of course, it isn’t just about women, but about how White people are evil hypocrites and oppressors:

“Yet, in recent years, all over the internet and in Western women’s magazines I see glossy advertisements of white women who have undergone what is now popularised as Female Genital Cosmetic Surgery (FGCS). Doctors, including gynecologists with no surgery background, can charge thousands of dollars for procedures very similar to what I underwent and which the World Health Organisation (WHO) classifies as Type II Mutilation. I do find this puzzling. African women have been berated for over thirty years now for “mutilating” our own and our daughters’ genitals. Medical practitioners are prohibited from performing these surgeries under clinical environments, even when requested by adult African women. But, white Australian girls as young as 14 and 11 can obtain “labiaplasty” underwritten by the National Health Service in local hospitals?”

     Labiaplasty doesn’t hack off any part of the clitoris.

     What this lunatic is whining about isn’t Female Genital Mutiliation.

     The truth of the matter is that Female Genital Mutilation often involves far more than nicking a clitoral hood… but the removal of the clitoris itself in addition to surgical closure of much of the vagina.

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News of the Week (April 12th, 2015)


News of the Week for April 12th, 2015

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How is Heterosexuality Real?

     For some special little snowflakes, guys who think they are guys and like chicks, or chicks who think they are chicks and like guys, are mythical creatures akin to the yeti, a chupacabra, or an honest politician.

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The Inequality of Cakes

     Bakers are forced to bake cakes that celebrate because they are told they can’t discriminate against others, even though they are refusing service not because of who that other person is, but of what they want to celebrate.  So, if this really was all about treating people equally, than such imposition on bakers, amongst others, would be applied equally, and anyone could be forced to express an opinion they disagree with, if it is somehow related to who that person is.

     Obviously this isn’t about equality.

“Last week, the Colorado Civil Rights Division ruled that Denver’s Azucar Bakery did not discriminate against William Jack, a Christian from Castle Rock, by refusing to make two cakes with anti-gay messages and imagery that he requested last year.

“The dispute began March 13, 2014 when Jack went to the bakery at 1886 S. Broadway and requested two cakes shaped like bibles. He asked that one cake have the image of two groomsmen holding hands in front of a cross with a red ‘X’ over them. He asked that the cake be decorated with the biblical verses, ‘God hates sin. Psalm 45:7′ and ‘Homosexuality is a detestable sin. Leviticus 18:2′, according to the Civil Rights Divisions’ decision.


“The agency’s decision found that the baker did not discriminate against Jack based on his creed. Instead, officials state the evidence shows Silva refused to make the cakes because the customer’s requests included ‘derogatory language and imagery.’”

     In effect, the Colorado so-called Civil Rights Division declared that the Bible is obscene and that it wasn’t religious discrimination to discriminate against someone and deny them service because of their religious belief.  That the bible is considered by the state to be evil and censorable, while forcing people to celebrate a behavior is contrary to millennia old beliefs is reminiscent of the anti-free speech actions of Canada.

     It also makes it clear that forcing bakers to bake gay wedding is not, nor was it ever about equality.  You can be forced by the state to support one view on Gay Marriage, but be blocked from expressing a dissenting view.

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Quick Takes – Intolerant “Tolerance”, Hypocritical “Tolerance”, and Repressive “Tolerance”

     Another “quick takes” on items where there is too little to say to make a complete article, but is still important enough to comment on.

     The focus this time: The Intolerance of “Tolerance”

     First, a little mood movie:

     Carrying on…

     Muad’Dib said it best:

“The notable thing about Culture War 4.0 is its consistent rejection of tolerance in favor of government enforced morality. Remember your Muad’Dib: ‘When I am weaker than you, I ask you for freedom because that is according to your principles; when I am stronger than you, I take away your freedom because that is according to my principles.’ The peaceful tolerance for those who are different now extends too far, for it encompasses people who do not abide by or fully appreciate gay marriages. The people must be brought to heel, and the new morality enforced by government over their religious objections.”

     The idea of “tolerance” was just a scam by the Left.  They accused society of being “intolerance” and supporting “inequality”.  Because the essence of American civilization is based on freedom and equality under the law, the intolerant Left was able to push out American values.  Once they were in control, they pushed intolerance of others under the guise of tolerance, and condemned a tolerance society as intolerant.

     Up is down.

     War is peace.

     Freedom is slavery.

     Dammin, 1984 was not supposed to be a “How-To” guide!

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