Tag Archives: Lulz

Kindergarteners LOVE Pazuzu!

     The following post was jotted down while listening to the dying words of a Catholic priest by the name of Father Damien… Hey kids! It’s your old pal, Captain Howdy! I’m ever so glad that a kindergarten teacher in a … Continue reading

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#BlackLivesMatter vs. Yakub’s Soulless Albino Mutants

     It would seem that a co-founder of #BlackLivesMatter, Yusra Khogali, has “decolonized” her mind and embraced “alternate ways of knowing“… which apparently include Black supremacist pseudo-scientific garbage: “A co-founder of Black Lives Matter Toronto argued that white people are ‘recessive … Continue reading

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Trump’s Useful Idiots

     The Left has often used “useful idiots” to defend itself from just and accurate attacks against them, most notably in re the Soviet Union and Lenin’s alleged use of the term. But now these same “useful idiots” are being used, … Continue reading

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Scientists Set Foundation for Genetically Engineered Prehistoric Catgirls

     Despite attacks from science-adverse politicians, scientists have already laid the ground work for seminal genetic engineering, as well as support from the government. Now, scientists are ready to turn back the clock on evolution itself with a little bit of … Continue reading

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The Resistance: Because Once Again Dissent Is Considered Patriotic

     When George W. Bush was President, dissent was the highest for of Patriotism. After Barack Obama was elected, dissent quickly became not only treasonous, but also racist. Now that the President will soon again be affiliated with the doubleplusungood Republicans, … Continue reading

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And This Is Why Fembots Will Be Invented

     In the science-fiction series “Armitage III”, Feminists have taken over Earth and encourage men to emigrate to a terraformed Mars, where the lack of women is compensated by gynoids (i.e. fembots)… including “Type III” androids that resemble non-Feminist female humans … Continue reading

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Science and Racism, or Why Witches Throwing Magical Lightning Bolts Don’t Exist

     Just as Feminists consider science to by Sexist and a plot of The Patriarchy, it is claimed that Science is Racist and a tool of oppression wielded by the White oppressor. The solution that is proffered is to “decolonize” science … Continue reading

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The Ultimate Tool of The Patriarchy? Puppies!

     What’s next?  A beat up old van that has “free candy” written on the side?      The puppy was probably a misogynist anyway… Tweet

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Karmic Infraction

     Because there is no greater reaping of good karma that judging people, not on the content of their character, but by the color of their skin… and then making them pay!!1! Tweet

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Federal Government to Fund Creation of Catgirls

     The National Institute of Health planning to lift its moratorium on funding that could lead to the development of catgirls: “The federal government announced plans Thursday to lift a moratorium on funding of certain controversial experiments that use human stem … Continue reading

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