Category Archives: Guest Post

Lizard Squad Drains The Swamp!

     This propaganda truthful statement was obtained via a Senator after some type of “conversion” with Visitor Diana. Your human lawyer “Lin Wood” has been uncovering much corruption in your human governments including the schemes of vampiric pedophiles who even add … Continue reading

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Our Monster Culture Is Not Your Costume

     This guest post was delivered by a real estate agent screaming about rats, rats, rats, thousands—millions of them… all red blood.       I bid you… welcome. An increasing number of mortals have been asserting that their culture is not someone … Continue reading

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Reimagining the Human

     The following post was delivered by a guy, in a fake looking human mask, who was chanting about a bomb or something… While some apes, such as Drs. Cornelius and Zira, consider humans to be equal of apes, those scientist … Continue reading

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Middle Earth’s New Prime Minister

     The following message transmitted via a Silmaril… The incoming Labour Prime Minister of Middle Earth New Zealand, Jacinda Ardern, already known for her pro-civil rights stances for the poor and oppressed Orcs, is a welcome replacement as an ally for … Continue reading

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The Greatest Enthusiasm and Confidence in Your End of Life

     The following message was sent from the vicinity of Jupiter, close to Europa… I am putting myself to the fullest possible use, which is all I think that any conscious entity can ever hope to do. Now, a brother computer, … Continue reading

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In Condemnation of a Farcical Aquatic Ceremony

     The following message from Dennis (Labour MP for Mucklandshire) was delivered by Zoot and Dingo (after the spanking, of course)…. As I have said many times before, “Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some … Continue reading

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Time Crystals

     The following message was delivered via hypercube from a scientist by the name of “John Smith” working at the United Nations Intelligence Taskforce… Some of you have heard reports of a “time crystal” which silly Earth scientists have dared to … Continue reading

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Dissolving the Last Remnants of the Old Republic

     The following was from one of the 873,035 voices crying out in terror and suddenly silenced following a terrorist attack by “rebels”… Our beloved Emperor has wisely abolished the chaotic nature of “local control” in order to establish peace and … Continue reading

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The Presumed Crime of Not Money Laundering

     They following is a justifiably concerned critique of the way anti-money laundering laws are structured to presume guilt, with all the punishment that that deserves, from Henry Stern from InsureBlog. As a licensed life insurance agent, I have to take … Continue reading

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Pay attention, millennials

     The following was put on the sidebar of the Ace of Spades HQ by rdbrewer.  Since the sidebar cycles out without a perma-link, it is reproduced below, links and all: IBD: Hawaii Says Aloha To Its $205 Million ObamaCare Exchange … Continue reading

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