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When Does A Drag Queen Achieve Peak Wokeness? 8 Years Old.

Posted on September 15, 2017 by The Political Hat

     Proving yet again that peak wokeness occurs at eight years old, ELLE magazine is celebrating an eight year old boy who is out and proud about being a… drag queen. This 8-year-old boy loves transforming into drag queen Lactatia—& he … Continue reading →

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Fighting the Confederacy with Witchcraft

Posted on September 12, 2017 by The Political Hat

     Apparently the Tumblr Witches are no longer content to stay on Tumblr to fight toxic masculinity and Donald Trump, and are now out on the streets to defeat… the Confederacy!      A little mood music: Tweet

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Cheese Rape

Posted on August 25, 2017 by The Political Hat

     This is not the rape of a piece of Swiss cheese, but the claim that PeTA are making that cheese, a well known tool of oppression, is obtained exclusively from rape… “As feminists, we’re working to put more women in … Continue reading →

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ACLU vs Hyperintelligent Bees

Posted on July 14, 2017 by The Political Hat

     The so-called American Civil Liberties Union, specifically their New York state affiliate, is challenging the greatest threat to civil liberties EVER: Hyperintellegent bees. Does the NYPD use hyperintelligent bees to spy on unsuspecting New Yorkers? Without the #POSTAct, there's no … Continue reading →

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Marble is Racist

Posted on July 7, 2017 by The Political Hat

     Marble statues are now racist, according to an assistant professor of Classics at the University of Iowa.      Why?      Because many ancient marble statues and relieves were originally painted to be more life-like, thus covering up the original sculpting material. Since … Continue reading →

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Biological Reality is Now Unconstitutional

Posted on June 29, 2017 by The Political Hat

     A birth certificate is a record and statement of accurate fact. Statements of accurate fact are now Unconstitutional.      On birth certificates, there are places to state a child’s father and a child’s mother. Why? Because a child is conceived from … Continue reading →

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Decolonizing the Scalp

Posted on June 23, 2017 by The Political Hat

     The intellectual concept of “decolonization” is not limited to once powerful European empires retreating into a self-euthanizing society embracing their own colonization, but extends to the purging of all rationality and science in the name of embracing “different ways of … Continue reading →

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Just When You Thought That Western Civilization Couldn’t Die Even More Stupidly

Posted on June 16, 2017 by The Political Hat

     This happens…      Yes, hobby horses have exits for ages, not only used by children pretending, but also by adults for a lark, pantomime, or religious symbolism. But people haven’t seriously competed with hobby horses as a sport with winners and … Continue reading →

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Death Cult Diversity

Posted on June 13, 2017 by The Political Hat

     When a person hears about a terrorist attack, one of the normal reactions is to think of those who were killed, be it by putting them and the survivors in one’s thoughts and prayers, be outraged over their deaths, or—if … Continue reading →

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Will Donald Trump Make Volcanoes Great Again?

Posted on May 26, 2017 by The Political Hat

     Quick quiz: Who is being blamed for future volcano eruptions that could devastate the United State of America? (A). An angry volcano god, pining away for a virgin (B). Xenu, our beloved galactic dictator (C). An evil, abet brilliant, supervillain … Continue reading →

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