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Middle Earth’s New Prime Minister

     The following message transmitted via a Silmaril… The incoming Labour Prime Minister of Middle Earth New Zealand, Jacinda Ardern, already known for her pro-civil rights stances for the poor and oppressed Orcs, is a welcome replacement as an ally for … Continue reading

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There Can Be Only One (Galaxiegender)

     One special little Tumblr snowflake will be very, very upset with you if you dare claim to be the same admittedly-made-up gender: Tweet

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Big Mouth Big Derp

     Adult oriented cartoons and animation that involve potty humor are well established, be it South Park, Drawn Together, or some hentai anime. However, the vulgarities were just a means to tell an often outrageous joke. But ‘twould seem that for … Continue reading

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Dear Straight Black Men, Welcome to the Kyriarchy!

     Just as those of Asian ethnicities have become the new “Whites” (with all the attendant “White Privilege”), now it seems that Straight Black Men have become the “White People of Black People“… “It feels counterintuitive to suggest that straight black … Continue reading

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When Does A Drag Queen Achieve Peak Wokeness? 8 Years Old.

     Proving yet again that peak wokeness occurs at eight years old, ELLE magazine is celebrating an eight year old boy who is out and proud about being a… drag queen. This 8-year-old boy loves transforming into drag queen Lactatia—& he … Continue reading

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Fighting the Confederacy with Witchcraft

     Apparently the Tumblr Witches are no longer content to stay on Tumblr to fight toxic masculinity and Donald Trump, and are now out on the streets to defeat… the Confederacy!      A little mood music: Tweet

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Cheese Rape

     This is not the rape of a piece of Swiss cheese, but the claim that PeTA are making that cheese, a well known tool of oppression, is obtained exclusively from rape… “As feminists, we’re working to put more women in … Continue reading

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ACLU vs Hyperintelligent Bees

     The so-called American Civil Liberties Union, specifically their New York state affiliate, is challenging the greatest threat to civil liberties EVER: Hyperintellegent bees. Does the NYPD use hyperintelligent bees to spy on unsuspecting New Yorkers? Without the #POSTAct, there's no … Continue reading

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Marble is Racist

     Marble statues are now racist, according to an assistant professor of Classics at the University of Iowa.      Why?      Because many ancient marble statues and relieves were originally painted to be more life-like, thus covering up the original sculpting material. Since … Continue reading

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Biological Reality is Now Unconstitutional

     A birth certificate is a record and statement of accurate fact. Statements of accurate fact are now Unconstitutional.      On birth certificates, there are places to state a child’s father and a child’s mother. Why? Because a child is conceived from … Continue reading

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