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American Rivers Are People Too

     The Colorado River has legal personhood, according to some environmental radicals who are suing on behalf of an ever changing flow of water… “The Colorado River is about to have its day in court – and not as the subject … Continue reading

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California Considering Banning Internal Combustion Engines

     California is mulling a ban on the internal combustion engine, meaning, primarily, non-electric cars. “California Governor Jerry Brown “has expressed an interest” in eventually banning the sale of vehicles using internal-combustion engines … “Achieving a single-state ban on specific kinds … Continue reading

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Will Donald Trump Make Volcanoes Great Again?

     Quick quiz: Who is being blamed for future volcano eruptions that could devastate the United State of America? (A). An angry volcano god, pining away for a virgin (B). Xenu, our beloved galactic dictator (C). An evil, abet brilliant, supervillain … Continue reading

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Indigenous Science Isn’t

     At the so-called “March to Science” protests, one of the many examples of anti-science sentiment on display was a call for embracing “indigenous sciences“… “Indigenous knowledge and practices are often dismissed as mythology or ‘quaint stories,’ Melissa Nelson, associate professor … Continue reading

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Glaciers are People Too

     India, not wanting to limit itself in equaling New Zealand by declaring rivers to have human rights, has now extended such rights to… glaciers. “An Indian court granted Himalayan glaciers status as ‘legal persons’” on Friday in a new conservation … Continue reading

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An Obvious Suggestion for Green Groups Wanting to Reduce CO2 Emissions

     Ever get the feeling that some environmental groups are willfully oblivious to solutions to the environmental problems they claim?      Ask a silly question, and get a facepalm inducing answer demonstrated. “The sponsors of an environmental conference flew roughly 50 college … Continue reading

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California’s War on Cow Farts

     Since California has solved all other problems—including rape, murder, arson, and rape—their Grand Soviet Legislature has decided to drive out the dairy industry from the state: “California’s Legislature has approved regulations on cow flatulence and manure – both blamed for … Continue reading

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Obama Administration Condemns Thousands of Eagles to Death

     In order to facilitate companies that slaughter endangered birds with “eagle blenders” (and also dabble in “green energy”), the Obama administration is allowing even more endangered birds to be wantonly slaughtered: “The Obama administration is revising a federal rule that … Continue reading

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Feminists Will Save Society With The Power Of Witchcraft

     Considering that the Tumblr Witches feel confident to take on Donald Trump, there is nothing they can’t do!      Case in point: They will use the literal spiritual magic of Feminism to save society from “toxic” and eeevil “capitalist patriarchy”! Tweet

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Death Ray To Be Shut Down For Not Outputting Enough Energy

     It turns out the atomic powered bird-slaughtering death ray just doesn’t output enough energy, and my be shut down. “The Ivanpah solar plant could be shut down if state regulators don’t give it more time to meet electricity production promises … Continue reading

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