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Boaty McBoatface for President in 2020?

     Broke: Secure elections with voter ID      Woke: Same day registration at the voting booth      Bespoke: Swipe right or left for each candidate and ballot measure      Despite cries of Russian Hackers stealing the 2016 election, some people want to move voting, … Continue reading

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Level 20 Sensitivity Editor Casts Wokeness on D&D

     To those with grievance studies degrees or fancy themselves as “professional privilege heckers” or “racial justice consultants”, we can now add “Sensitivity Editor” for … Dungeons & Dragons! If you have the funds, I’d definitely recommend hiring a sensitivity editor … Continue reading

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The U.K. Cracks Down on Illegal Baking?

     No, this has nothing to do with baking cakes celebrating same-sex marriage. It’s actually even stupider than that. I thought the U.K. had peaked when they stopped selling knives to under 18s pic.twitter.com/j3oibjUJhu — Shallot (@cat_the_cat_cat) September 1, 2019 Tweet

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New Zealand’s War on Grocery Bags

     Fresh off stripping New Zealanders of their ancient right to personal arms and silencing dissent, the Mordor/Jacinda Aldern led government is now joining with woke environmental justice warriors in California and Europe. “New Zealand officially banned single-use plastic shopping bags … Continue reading

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Woke Creationism

     For many on the Left, evolution is merely a justification for mocking those who believe in a literal interpretation of the Bible (but not the Koran, because that’d be racist or something). By and large, many who so openly mock … Continue reading

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Stopping Spoon-related Violence in the U.K.

     The British Police, who are already a laughing stock of the civilized world by prioritizing the threat of mis-gendering or sex-slave rings, are not only dealing with the threat of the private ownership of pointy objects or… whisks… but now, … Continue reading

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Derp News

     Forget about “fake news”. The real hotness in journalism is gullibility and stupidity.      Today.com ran an article about a “salad lasagna”, which stemmed from “journalist” Julia Curley finding a Facebook post and after asking for “background” on the poster’s “salad … Continue reading

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Libraries Are Tools of Racist Oppression… or Something…

     It has long been clear that the Progressive Left believe everything is racist (or sexist or homophobic or &c.). Yes, even libraries are tools of racist oppression! “If you look at any United States library’s collection, especially those in higher … Continue reading

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White People are Temporal Oppressors

     It is integral to the Progressive Left’s view that everything is not only racist, but created by White people in order to oppress people is some nefarious scheme of oppressive oppressiveness. Case in point: “White people own time“. “[T] he … Continue reading

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The Healthcare Crises Goes Silly

     Is this a sign of how badly healthcare under Obamacare, et al., has degraded? Is it a sign of the degradation of society? Or is it both? “TriHealth is suing a company known for sexually explicit gag-gifts after receiving one … Continue reading

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