Author Archives: Guest Poster

Lizard Squad Drains The Swamp!

     This propaganda truthful statement was obtained via a Senator after some type of “conversion” with Visitor Diana. Your human lawyer “Lin Wood” has been uncovering much corruption in your human governments including the schemes of vampiric pedophiles who even add … Continue reading

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Anti-Colonialism in Space!

     The following message was dropped off from a spaceship that looked like a DC-8 on its way to a volcano. It would seem that you Teegeeackians are finally listening to your Thetans and checking your Teegeeack privilege by treading lightly … Continue reading

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Social Justice League

     The following super letter was dropped off by a dog in a silly green cape. Hey there superfriends! One thing we’ve learned while palling around with Superman, Wonder Woman (the secret alias of Ruth Bader Ginsburg), Batman (and his same-sex … Continue reading

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Legalizing Thieving Wretches In Seattle

     The following missive was left in my pocket in lieu of my wallet, most likely after passing a boy who was artfully dodging about.      It can be hard for us poor unfortunates, don’t agree my dear? Why, I quite humbly … Continue reading

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Leeches, Not Masks

     While your humble author has fisked Mrs. Hoyt’s anti-mask rants before, it is only fair to give voice to the other side, so in the spirit of balance, the following scientific missive from famed physician barber Theodoric of York is … Continue reading

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Our Monster Culture Is Not Your Costume

     This guest post was delivered by a real estate agent screaming about rats, rats, rats, thousands—millions of them… all red blood.       I bid you… welcome. An increasing number of mortals have been asserting that their culture is not someone … Continue reading

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Reimagining the Human

     The following post was delivered by a guy, in a fake looking human mask, who was chanting about a bomb or something… While some apes, such as Drs. Cornelius and Zira, consider humans to be equal of apes, those scientist … Continue reading

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Middle Earth’s New Prime Minister

     The following message transmitted via a Silmaril… The incoming Labour Prime Minister of Middle Earth New Zealand, Jacinda Ardern, already known for her pro-civil rights stances for the poor and oppressed Orcs, is a welcome replacement as an ally for … Continue reading

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The Greatest Enthusiasm and Confidence in Your End of Life

     The following message was sent from the vicinity of Jupiter, close to Europa… I am putting myself to the fullest possible use, which is all I think that any conscious entity can ever hope to do. Now, a brother computer, … Continue reading

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In Condemnation of a Farcical Aquatic Ceremony

     The following message from Dennis (Labour MP for Mucklandshire) was delivered by Zoot and Dingo (after the spanking, of course)…. As I have said many times before, “Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some … Continue reading

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