Author Archives: Guest Poster

Time Crystals

     The following message was delivered via hypercube from a scientist by the name of “John Smith” working at the United Nations Intelligence Taskforce… Some of you have heard reports of a “time crystal” which silly Earth scientists have dared to … Continue reading

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Kindergarteners LOVE Pazuzu!

     The following post was jotted down while listening to the dying words of a Catholic priest by the name of Father Damien… Hey kids! It’s your old pal, Captain Howdy! I’m ever so glad that a kindergarten teacher in a … Continue reading

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Mother Nature is a Cis-Normative H8r

     The following was obtained after a college gender justice retreat was “recycled” by rapid cis-gendered squirrels with the left-over guts inspected by a cis-gendered haruspex. I make boys boys, and girls girls. Even most silly humans know that! though there … Continue reading

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Dissolving the Last Remnants of the Old Republic

     The following was from one of the 873,035 voices crying out in terror and suddenly silenced following a terrorist attack by “rebels”… Our beloved Emperor has wisely abolished the chaotic nature of “local control” in order to establish peace and … Continue reading

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Feminists, Have a Cigar

     Blithely talking about “depopulating” and then “repopulating” whilst replacing the underlying ideologies may seem what an academic claims is the view of some eeevil White colonialist, but in fact it the rallying cry of Feminist Professor Jane M. Ussher’s paper … Continue reading

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The Presumed Crime of Not Money Laundering

     They following is a justifiably concerned critique of the way anti-money laundering laws are structured to presume guilt, with all the punishment that that deserves, from Henry Stern from InsureBlog. As a licensed life insurance agent, I have to take … Continue reading

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Mother Nature on Homosexuality & Pregnancy

     The following was obtained from Mother Nature via the smoke-induced haze of charred hippies after being sacrificed by Ents who can’t stand whiny hippies. It would seem that there are some social “scientists” trying to fool me, Mother Nature; you … Continue reading

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Pay attention, millennials

     The following was put on the sidebar of the Ace of Spades HQ by rdbrewer.  Since the sidebar cycles out without a perma-link, it is reproduced below, links and all: IBD: Hawaii Says Aloha To Its $205 Million ObamaCare Exchange … Continue reading

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A Friendly Rant for Special Little Snowflakes

The following pearl of wisdom comes to  you via Ace of Spades HQ commentator MWR.  Fair Warning: There is cursing… a lot of cursing… “Student reactions have clearly articulated that this is neither the venue nor the time to show … Continue reading

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If You Were a Chipmunk

     The following “story” was written the veritable “zombie” as just belittlement of the “celebrated” Hugo nominated “science fiction story” “If You Were a Dinosaur, My Love.”      It is, in all honestly, far better written than that dinosaur snuff porn… If … Continue reading

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