The following message was sent from the leader of the Galactic Confederacy to the planet Teegeeack via a DC-8.
Despite the lying propaganda from disloyal quarters, ‘twould seem that more and more Teegeeackians are embracing the many Thetans that inhabit their body and mind, much like these brave systems with such wonderful headmates!
Soon we will have enough happy Thetans to come together and gather around a picturesque volcano. Smile at the flash!
Yes, please do enjoy your volcanic trip.