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These Are Not The Catgirls We Are Looking For

Posted on December 1, 2020 by The Political Hat

     As a proud advocate of mad science, the many technological steps we have made that contributes to the genetic engineering of catgirls for domestic ownership have been openly celebrated on this blog.      However, we must acknowledge that not all “catgirls” … Continue reading →

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Social Justice League

Posted on November 25, 2020 by Guest Poster

     The following super letter was dropped off by a dog in a silly green cape. Hey there superfriends! One thing we’ve learned while palling around with Superman, Wonder Woman (the secret alias of Ruth Bader Ginsburg), Batman (and his same-sex … Continue reading →

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Legalizing Thieving Wretches In Seattle

Posted on November 12, 2020 by Guest Poster

     The following missive was left in my pocket in lieu of my wallet, most likely after passing a boy who was artfully dodging about.      It can be hard for us poor unfortunates, don’t agree my dear? Why, I quite humbly … Continue reading →

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A Sea-Lion In The Twitter Wild

Posted on October 12, 2020 by The Political Hat

     “Sealioning” is defined by þe olde Urban Dictionary thusly: “A subtle form of trolling involving ‘bad-faith’ questions. You disingenuously frame your conversation as a sincere request to be enlightened, placing the burden of educating you entirely on the other party. … Continue reading →

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Bad Biologist

Posted on October 6, 2020 by The Political Hat

     A jellyfish expert has decided to totes discombobulate þe olde “sexual binary” by “proving” that there aren’t just two sexes.      This was so begging for a fisking, your humble author could only acquiesce. IFriendly neighborhood biologist here. I see a … Continue reading →

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The Latest Tool Of White Supremacy: Miscegenation

Posted on September 23, 2020 by The Political Hat

     You know you are live in an age of wokeness when interracial marriage is not only responsible for perpetuating “White Supremacy” but also a tool of genocide against… Blacks! Who knew that miscegenation was a tool of “Whiteness”?      Chinyere Osuji, … Continue reading →

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Leeches, Not Masks

Posted on September 9, 2020 by Guest Poster

     While your humble author has fisked Mrs. Hoyt’s anti-mask rants before, it is only fair to give voice to the other side, so in the spirit of balance, the following scientific missive from famed physician barber Theodoric of York is … Continue reading →

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Fictional Spartans: The Enemies Of Wokeness

Posted on September 3, 2020 by The Political Hat

     “Shut up and enjoy your conquering enlightened overlords” is a take that does fairly encapsulate the Leftist ideology which is currently seeking to dominate. ‘Twould be “problematic” otherwise, as problematic as fictional Spartans trying not to be conquered. Comedy pic.twitter.com/Ml6MqHDTHG … Continue reading →

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Decline & Fall of British Humor

Posted on August 26, 2020 by The Political Hat

     Post-WWII, one of the things that the British could boast about was their brilliant comedy, that even the BBC could boast about while otherwise putting down the U.K.      So, what has British “humor”—in all it’s political correctness—degraded to?      This. It's … Continue reading →

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Equity & Marxism Explained In Cartoon Form

Posted on August 21, 2020 by The Political Hat

     A core belief of the many of the Orwellianly named “anti-fascist” and “anti-racist” rioters/revolutionaries is that “equality”—not just of opportunity, but also results —is evil because it does not compensate for the “unearned privilege” that White individuals purportedly have, and … Continue reading →

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