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The U.K. Cracks Down on Illegal Baking?

Posted on September 18, 2019 by The Political Hat

     No, this has nothing to do with baking cakes celebrating same-sex marriage. It’s actually even stupider than that. I thought the U.K. had peaked when they stopped selling knives to under 18s pic.twitter.com/j3oibjUJhu — Shallot (@cat_the_cat_cat) September 1, 2019 Tweet

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Rights And Obligations of Adulthood

Posted on July 23, 2019 by The Political Hat

     The age of majority in the United States is, for the most part, recognized as eighteen, this being de facto enshrined in the Constitution via the 26th Amendment which guarantees the right to vote at said age of eighteen. As … Continue reading →

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Woke Creationism

Posted on July 15, 2019 by The Political Hat

     For many on the Left, evolution is merely a justification for mocking those who believe in a literal interpretation of the Bible (but not the Koran, because that’d be racist or something). By and large, many who so openly mock … Continue reading →

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British Police Now Confiscating Miniature Toy Baseball Bats

Posted on July 10, 2019 by The Political Hat

     The British police forces are a joke when it comes to confiscating “dangerous weapons”. Not only are they considering whisks and spoons to be so dangerous that they have to tout the confiscations on social media, but they are totally … Continue reading →

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Pre-Teen Drag Queen’s Mother Shocked That Her Son Is Seen As Sexual

Posted on July 2, 2019 by The Political Hat

     The world’s worst (or at least one of the worst) mother is shocked—shocked—that her pre-teen son, who dresses in drag and dances for money while looking like a painted harlot, is being sexualized by a convicted sex offender! “Convicted pedophile … Continue reading →

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Buckley Ban On Reddit, Or Perhaps A Prelude To More, Or An Impetus For Less

Posted on June 27, 2019 by The Political Hat

     Apparently a recent post here has been declared so unconscionable by Reddit that your humble author’s Reddit account was suspended for three days. The content of said post being a link to this blog containing… a video of William F. … Continue reading →

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The Latest Idea from U.K. Police: Disarming Victims of Domestic Violence

Posted on June 18, 2019 by The Political Hat

     Between a victim of domestic violence and the perpetrator of domestic violence, whom would benefit more from the victim being disarmed in future encounters. If you said that the perpetrator would, congratulations for having a modicum of common sense; if … Continue reading →

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The Non-Obsolete Man

Posted on June 12, 2019 by The Political Hat

     The war against masculinity tends towards assumptions, particularly in regards to stereotyping men in a most cartoonish fashion and treating them not as biological males but as imperfect females to be re-moulded into an even more stereotypical woke “β”-male.      Myriad … Continue reading →

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Stopping Spoon-related Violence in the U.K.

Posted on June 5, 2019 by The Political Hat

     The British Police, who are already a laughing stock of the civilized world by prioritizing the threat of mis-gendering or sex-slave rings, are not only dealing with the threat of the private ownership of pointy objects or… whisks… but now, … Continue reading →

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Derp News

Posted on May 20, 2019 by The Political Hat

     Forget about “fake news”. The real hotness in journalism is gullibility and stupidity.      Today.com ran an article about a “salad lasagna”, which stemmed from “journalist” Julia Curley finding a Facebook post and after asking for “background” on the poster’s “salad … Continue reading →

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