Stopping Spoon-related Violence in the U.K.

     The British Police, who are already a laughing stock of the civilized world by prioritizing the threat of mis-gendering or sex-slave rings, are not only dealing with the threat of the private ownership of pointy objects or… whisks… but now, thanks to the Regents Park Police, also the scourge of… spoons and small non-sharp tent-pegs/dull-Allen wrenches (or something).

     Not to be outdone, The Camden police are protecting people from… small non-sharp tent stake (or very worn and dull Allen wrench) and tiny dull Phillips head screwdrivers.

     What’s the under/over on how long it will take them to start confiscating raspberries and pointed sticks?

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