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Marble is Racist

Posted on July 7, 2017 by The Political Hat

     Marble statues are now racist, according to an assistant professor of Classics at the University of Iowa.      Why?      Because many ancient marble statues and relieves were originally painted to be more life-like, thus covering up the original sculpting material. Since … Continue reading →

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Biological Reality is Now Unconstitutional

Posted on June 29, 2017 by The Political Hat

     A birth certificate is a record and statement of accurate fact. Statements of accurate fact are now Unconstitutional.      On birth certificates, there are places to state a child’s father and a child’s mother. Why? Because a child is conceived from … Continue reading →

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Decolonizing the Scalp

Posted on June 23, 2017 by The Political Hat

     The intellectual concept of “decolonization” is not limited to once powerful European empires retreating into a self-euthanizing society embracing their own colonization, but extends to the purging of all rationality and science in the name of embracing “different ways of … Continue reading →

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Just When You Thought That Western Civilization Couldn’t Die Even More Stupidly

Posted on June 16, 2017 by The Political Hat

     This happens…      Yes, hobby horses have exits for ages, not only used by children pretending, but also by adults for a lark, pantomime, or religious symbolism. But people haven’t seriously competed with hobby horses as a sport with winners and … Continue reading →

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Death Cult Diversity

Posted on June 13, 2017 by The Political Hat

     When a person hears about a terrorist attack, one of the normal reactions is to think of those who were killed, be it by putting them and the survivors in one’s thoughts and prayers, be outraged over their deaths, or—if … Continue reading →

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Will Donald Trump Make Volcanoes Great Again?

Posted on May 26, 2017 by The Political Hat

     Quick quiz: Who is being blamed for future volcano eruptions that could devastate the United State of America? (A). An angry volcano god, pining away for a virgin (B). Xenu, our beloved galactic dictator (C). An evil, abet brilliant, supervillain … Continue reading →

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Indigenous Science Isn’t

Posted on May 24, 2017 by The Political Hat

     At the so-called “March to Science” protests, one of the many examples of anti-science sentiment on display was a call for embracing “indigenous sciences“… “Indigenous knowledge and practices are often dismissed as mythology or ‘quaint stories,’ Melissa Nelson, associate professor … Continue reading →

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Europe’s Magical Migrant Fairy

Posted on May 23, 2017 by The Political Hat

     What is a Eurocratic overlord to do when the peasants start complaining too loudly about being replaced by an imported population that is encouraged to NOT assimilate?      Why, pelt them with a poorly animated piece of propaganda about oppressed refugees … Continue reading →

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Left Wing Cuck Squad and the Giant Spiders

Posted on May 9, 2017 by The Political Hat

     No, this isn’t some hipster version of a David Bowie album… it is the openly declared madness of the Portland AntiFa/Black Bloc rioters.      In an ironic banner, the Black Bloc AntiFa rioters—most of whom are pasty White—openly asked: “White People … Continue reading →

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Progressive Science: Pansexual Wood Sprites and Sad Clowns

Posted on April 25, 2017 by The Political Hat

     Bill Nye, who used to be known as the “science guy” a generation ago when he hosted a sub-par kiddy program, now fancies himself a warrior of the one true faith science. He has decided to highlight his dedication to … Continue reading →

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