Monthly Archives: March 2017

Luna Declares War on Brianna Wu

Posted on March 31, 2017 by Guest Poster

     This message was received from independence leader Adam Selene of the Luna colony via the colony’s HOLMES IV system. It would seem you do not take our commitment to independence seriously, what with purported Earth politician Brianna Wu, who stands … Continue reading →

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Science Working On Making Bioroids & Cyborg Catgirls More Pattable

Posted on March 31, 2017 by The Political Hat

     The science journal “Science Robotics” reports on creating robots with real human tissue. “In summary, it is now both technically possible and scientifically pertinent to explore in greater detail the potential of humanoids as tools for regenerative medicine. Advances in … Continue reading →

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New Mexico Avoids Legalizing Death Dealing Doctors… For Now

Posted on March 30, 2017 by The Political Hat

     Euthanasia may be on the march across Europe and many American states… but not in New Mexico… for now: “The [New Mexico] state Senate on Wednesday night defeated a bill that would have legalized assisted suicide for terminally ill patients. … Continue reading →

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Milk: It Does A White Supremacy Good?

Posted on March 30, 2017 by The Political Hat

     Critical Race Studies Logic: Milk is white; White is racist; ergo milk is racist!!1!      Yup, milk is considered a symbol of White Supremacy due to 4chan memes and the fact that Northern Europeans are one of three or four global … Continue reading →

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Fauxcahantas in Spaaace!!1!

Posted on March 29, 2017 by The Political Hat

     Demonstrating how O’Sullivan’s First Law (or Conquest’s Second Law), that every organization that is not explicitly right-wing, becomes left-wing over time, is so very true, the Science Fiction publisher Tor—hand in hand with the World Science Fiction Convention and Hugo … Continue reading →

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Shut Up, the EU Parliament Explained

Posted on March 28, 2017 by The Political Hat

     The Eurocrats who run the European Union seem a bit disappointed with the people of Europe who are increasingly turning against the Eurocrats and towards more popularly appealing politicians: “After Britain’s decision to leave the European Union, the rising popularity … Continue reading →

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Rivers Are People Too

Posted on March 28, 2017 by The Political Hat

     There have been plenty of insane attempts to grant the Earth legal “rights”.      New Zealand has eclipsed them all by declaring a river to have the same legal rights as a human being. Yes, the Whanganui River is LITERALLY a … Continue reading →

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Impurity of Essence

Posted on March 27, 2017 by The Political Hat

     The rule of law and democracy are two things that the Progressive Left claim to be fighting for, yet actually fight against. “Democracy“, to them, is not about majority rule, nor even about individuals actually having any say whatsoever about … Continue reading →

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News of the Week (March 26th, 2017)

Posted on March 26, 2017 by The Political Hat

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A Word of Warning for Pineapple Hating Presidents Everywhere

Posted on March 25, 2017 by Guest Poster

     The following message from Cuthbert Aloysius Coddington III, President of the Amalgamated International Fruit Company, delivered via telegram as delivered by a young boy who looked like that one girl from “The Go-Go’s”… It has come to our attention that … Continue reading →

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