Tag Archives: FacePalm

The Ultimate in H8: Milk

Posted on December 14, 2017 by The Political Hat

     What originated as a silly 4chan meme has become, in the eyes of the woke Left, a symbol of absolute “H8” and White Supremacy. This insanity has gone so far as to cause the Left to (yet again) deny evaluational … Continue reading →

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Peak Guardian: Socialism is Far Right Ideologically

Posted on December 1, 2017 by The Political Hat

     The Guardian, a British newspaper that has shifted from more traditional hard-Left pro-Communist fare towards outright Social Justice Warrior mode, decided to give everyone a lesson on two icky “right wing” German political parties… “Adolf Hitler only joined the Nazis … Continue reading →

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Middle Earth’s New Prime Minister

Posted on November 17, 2017 by Guest Poster

     The following message transmitted via a Silmaril… The incoming Labour Prime Minister of Middle Earth New Zealand, Jacinda Ardern, already known for her pro-civil rights stances for the poor and oppressed Orcs, is a welcome replacement as an ally for … Continue reading →

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There Can Be Only One (Galaxiegender)

Posted on November 3, 2017 by The Political Hat

     One special little Tumblr snowflake will be very, very upset with you if you dare claim to be the same admittedly-made-up gender: Tweet

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Big Mouth Big Derp

Posted on October 11, 2017 by The Political Hat

     Adult oriented cartoons and animation that involve potty humor are well established, be it South Park, Drawn Together, or some hentai anime. However, the vulgarities were just a means to tell an often outrageous joke. But ‘twould seem that for … Continue reading →

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Dear Straight Black Men, Welcome to the Kyriarchy!

Posted on October 7, 2017 by The Political Hat

     Just as those of Asian ethnicities have become the new “Whites” (with all the attendant “White Privilege”), now it seems that Straight Black Men have become the “White People of Black People“… “It feels counterintuitive to suggest that straight black … Continue reading →

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When Does A Drag Queen Achieve Peak Wokeness? 8 Years Old.

Posted on September 15, 2017 by The Political Hat

     Proving yet again that peak wokeness occurs at eight years old, ELLE magazine is celebrating an eight year old boy who is out and proud about being a… drag queen. This 8-year-old boy loves transforming into drag queen Lactatia—& he … Continue reading →

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Fighting the Confederacy with Witchcraft

Posted on September 12, 2017 by The Political Hat

     Apparently the Tumblr Witches are no longer content to stay on Tumblr to fight toxic masculinity and Donald Trump, and are now out on the streets to defeat… the Confederacy!      A little mood music: Tweet

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Cheese Rape

Posted on August 25, 2017 by The Political Hat

     This is not the rape of a piece of Swiss cheese, but the claim that PeTA are making that cheese, a well known tool of oppression, is obtained exclusively from rape… “As feminists, we’re working to put more women in … Continue reading →

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ACLU vs Hyperintelligent Bees

Posted on July 14, 2017 by The Political Hat

     The so-called American Civil Liberties Union, specifically their New York state affiliate, is challenging the greatest threat to civil liberties EVER: Hyperintellegent bees. Does the NYPD use hyperintelligent bees to spy on unsuspecting New Yorkers? Without the #POSTAct, there's no … Continue reading →

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