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Race is a Linguistic Construct

Posted on April 23, 2015 by The Political Hat

     Apparently, your being White or not is determined by what language your grandparents spoke.      Interestingly enough, this means that most Blacks in America, whose grandparents spoke English, are actually White.  This would also mean that your humble narrator isn’t. Tweet

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How is Heterosexuality Real?

Posted on April 11, 2015 by The Political Hat

     For some special little snowflakes, guys who think they are guys and like chicks, or chicks who think they are chicks and like guys, are mythical creatures akin to the yeti, a chupacabra, or an honest politician. Tweet

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Doubleplussgood Training For The Proles

Posted on April 7, 2015 by The Political Hat

     Thoughtcrime is doubleplusungood.      Here is training to insure that you are conditioned to express only thoughts consistent with Social Justice. Tweet

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Religious Freedom: A Tale of Two States

Posted on April 6, 2015 by The Political Hat

     Both Indiana and Arkansas faced vitriol and hate from LGBTQ&c. H8 groups.  They buckled under this onslaught of freedom-hating fascists, but ultimately dealt with this onslaught quite differently.      On one hand, Indiana went full Orwell (never go full Orwell), and … Continue reading →

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When Special Little Snowflakes Glow

Posted on March 31, 2015 by The Political Hat

     Animal, mineral, or vegetable?      This special little snowflake is none of the above:      Another special little snowflake echoes this by declaring: “i’m a translucent glow creature.. my insides are like a .. lava lamp .. but please, don’t stare. don’t.. … Continue reading →

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There Were Gay Orgies in Mecca?

Posted on March 30, 2015 by The Political Hat

     One things the Progressives are hell bent on is ret-conning the past to fit their delusional narrative.  Based on the idea of “Kyriarchy,” all the problems in the world are the cause of a small cabal of straight White cis-gendered … Continue reading →

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Turning on a Light Switch is LITERALLY Rape

Posted on March 25, 2015 by The Political Hat

     Remember “Microagression“, where harmless and innocent things are all declared to be tools of oppression by The Patriarchy™ or more broadly The Kyriarchy™?      Well, if you accept this, then you should be hyper-aware of the oppression you are imposing on … Continue reading →

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Doctors are Oppressive Deniers

Posted on March 21, 2015 by The Political Hat

     One of the rational questions posed to mentally ill special little snowflakes concerns self-diagnosticaton: “Why do you believe self-diagnosis is okay? It is smart to be aware of your symptoms and research possible causes, but to diagnose oneself without seeking … Continue reading →

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History You Didn’t Learn In School?

Posted on March 6, 2015 by The Political Hat

     Shot: #BlackHistoryYouDidntLearnInSchool Europeans didn't know how to bathe until the Moorish people taught them how. #BlackHistoryYouDidntLearnInSchool pic.twitter.com/4lZDHCmCQL — Chess™ (@ChessIIWill) February 5, 2015      Chaser: #RealHistoryYouDidntLearnInSchool Tweet

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Diplomacy with a Regime that has Declared their Intent to Destroy You, Isn’t

Posted on March 3, 2015 by The Political Hat

The Democrats solution for peace with Iran. | #NetanyahuSpeech pic.twitter.com/iFeH7QuLur — The Political Hat (@ThePoliticalHat) March 3, 2015      Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu spoke to a joint session of Congress to give fair warning of the intent of Iranian leaders. … Continue reading →

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