Tag Archives: WTF

The Racial Politics of Toilets

Posted on August 15, 2015 by The Political Hat

     It would appear that some people in the First World don’t know how a flush toilet works… Tweet

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The Final Frontier of the Left: Child Molestation

Posted on August 13, 2015 by The Political Hat

“Mothers and fathers, brothers and sisters. But there were also husbands, wives, lovers. There were also monogamy and romance. “‘Though you probably don’t know what those are,’ said Mustapha Mond. “They shook their heads. “Family, monogamy, romance. Everywhere exclusiveness, a … Continue reading →

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If You Need a Lizard to Describe Your Sexuality…

Posted on August 8, 2015 by The Political Hat

     Because describing your sexuality with unicorns and dragons is just too normal, you can now describe it with… lizards and other reptiles and amphibians… Tweet

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Quick Takes – Boycotting Gays, Segregating Gays, and Gaslighting Gays

Posted on July 30, 2015 by The Political Hat

     Another “quick takes” on items where there is too little to say to make a complete article, but is still important enough to comment on.      The focus this time: Gay thoughtcriminals are still thoughtcriminals.      First, a little mood music:      Carrying … Continue reading →

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Is There Anything More Oppressive than Hetero-Normative Dogs?

Posted on June 20, 2015 by The Political Hat

     Because hetero-sexuality doesn’t exist amongst mammals!      Everyone knows that all mammals are naturally queer, and heterosexuality is an insidious plot to enslave and oppress them!  What’s reproduction have to do with nature anyway, right? Tweet

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You Are Not a Gay Wolf – You Are Insane

Posted on June 18, 2015 by The Political Hat

     If you really think you are a gay wolf and want to have “bareback” sex with gay wolves, then you are objectively insane:      It does beg the question, though: Is it crazier to want to mount a gay wolf, or … Continue reading →

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Sex Toy Selfies for Extra Credit

Posted on June 12, 2015 by The Political Hat

     Is there anything more educational than having High School sophomores sneaking into  their parents’ room and taking selfies with whatever sex toys they find?      According to High School teacher Wing-Wah Leung, there isn’t! “Parents of students at Encinal High School … Continue reading →

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From Patron Saint to Designated Villain

Posted on June 1, 2015 by The Political Hat

     St. George is the patron saint of England.  St. George’s cross is the flag of England.  One would think that a child in England, attending “St. George’s Bickley Primary School,” would be allowed, even encouraged, to play “swords and dragons” … Continue reading →

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Check Your Privilege, Jesus and Buddha!

Posted on May 20, 2015 by The Political Hat

     Self sacrifice to achieve peace and nirvana?  Giving your life to remove the sins of all humanity?  Better check your privilege you Patriarchal oppressors!      Have you ever seen such privilege?  The Death Penalty doesn’t apply to those with privilege! Tweet

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Special Little Snowflake Is Everything But the Kitchen Sink

Posted on May 16, 2015 by The Political Hat

     This mentally ill special little snowflake has self described as everything except the kitchen sink… Tweet

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