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I’m a Trans Girl Post-Teenage Space Princess, DAD!

Posted on September 12, 2015 by The Political Hat

     Apparently, the world’s greatest expert on gender and “trans”-ness is a dude, who may or may not be a teenager —who thinks he is a chick and believes himself to be a princess from another dimension — as well as … Continue reading →

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Straightness is just a Social Construct

Posted on August 31, 2015 by The Political Hat

     Apparently being straight has nothing to do with being heterosexual or not.  Straightness has been redefined to be a system of White/Middle Class oppression of everyone else.      Just goes to show what the Left truly and utterly H8z: Tweet

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The Racial Politics of Toilets

Posted on August 15, 2015 by The Political Hat

     It would appear that some people in the First World don’t know how a flush toilet works… Tweet

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If You Need a Lizard to Describe Your Sexuality…

Posted on August 8, 2015 by The Political Hat

     Because describing your sexuality with unicorns and dragons is just too normal, you can now describe it with… lizards and other reptiles and amphibians… Tweet

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Tampons & Trannies: A Bruin Fisking

Posted on July 27, 2015 by The Political Hat

     In yet another display of the decline and fall of higher education in America, UCLA special little snowflake Zoey Freedman has written a whine fest entitled: “Free tampons would slow flow of gender inequality.”      Her article has gone viral, not … Continue reading →

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It’s Still Bestiality Even If You Think You Are A Deer

Posted on July 18, 2015 by The Political Hat

     If you want to engage in sexual relations with a deer, you are committing bestiality, even if you think you are “deerkin”.  Claiming to be a “deerkin”, though might allow you to get away with claiming insanity…      The “deerkin” does … Continue reading →

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Shut Up Men, The UN Women Said

Posted on July 1, 2015 by The Political Hat

     Much as been said of the “outrage” of some Feminists and female literati that more men get published than women, and that more men receive awards than women.  Recently, Kamila Shamsie, an award winning author (who your humble author has … Continue reading →

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Stars and Flowers and Fae and Sunshine

Posted on June 29, 2015 by The Political Hat

     An agender pansexual wtfromantic/nebularomantic Gaelic Polytheist “woodland spirit” who has ADHD (with dyscalcula), MDD, GAD, and goes by the name of “Journey” wants to let the world know how special of a little snowflake she* is: “I love this generation … Continue reading →

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You Are Not a Gay Wolf – You Are Insane

Posted on June 18, 2015 by The Political Hat

     If you really think you are a gay wolf and want to have “bareback” sex with gay wolves, then you are objectively insane:      It does beg the question, though: Is it crazier to want to mount a gay wolf, or … Continue reading →

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Straight Cis-Genderd People in a Monogamous Relationship? Sooo Unrealistic!

Posted on June 2, 2015 by The Political Hat

     Is there anything more unrealistic than a man who knows he’s a man being in a relationship with a woman who knows she’s a woman?      Apparently not: Tweet

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