So They Say They Want A Revolution…

Posted on June 17, 2020 by The Political Hat

     Unless you’ve been blissfully unaware of the news recently, then you likely know about the autonomous anarchist commune that has been declared in a part of Seattle (apparently in a bid to out-Commie Portland), and have declared independence (while remaining dependent on city services, including EMS). So “oppressed” these wannabe revolutionaries are, that the Seattle Times decided to print a puff piece extolling how spiffy this woke, anti-racist, anti-Capitalist, &c. non-hierarchical paradisaical utopia is. Why they even have a “big tiddy Antifa girl” to convince you!

     But, unsurprisingly, it turns out that the “Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone (CHAZ)”, which has been renamed “CHOD”, isn’t a happy place with flowering meadows and rainbow skies, and rivers made of chocolate, where the children dance and laugh and play with gumdrop smiles.

     So what’s so non-utopian about what’s going on in Seattle? The rape, robbery, and other violent acts that the police can’t get to.

     Or, perhaps that they seem to have hostages, in a cult-like atmosphere.

     They have effectively set up a police state. And no, considering that we all know that’s how these little “communes” tend to end up, it is anything but “ironic”.

     They are violently going after journalists with armed de facto police/militia.

     They are terrorizing residents.

     They are terrorizing their own revolutionaries! (Mensheviks hardest hit).

     There’s also sexual assault in this woke paradise!

     And just who is taking up leadership? It was initially a suicidal sexual abuser, but quickly enough the “warlord” Raz took it upon himself to bring forceful order to this totes consensual and peaceful utopia without hierarchies… with the assistance of firearms!

     And oh, how the “justice” they demand is so very woke, including amongst other things:

  • Abolishing police (and disarming them in the meantime)
  • Reparations
  • Voting for prisoners
  • Abolition of prisons
  • “Restorative”/”transformative” justice replace the current criminal justice system
  • Autonomous “anti-crime systems”
  • Replace 911 with “mental health experts”
  • Convictions of “people of color” be thrown out and retrials with juries of the same
  • Decriminalization of not just this but all future such “autonomous zones”
  • Socialized healthcare
  • Free housing
  • Naturalization of all illegal aliens
  • “De-gentrification”
  • Government subsidized “arts and culture”
  • Free college
  • Guarantee homeless encampments
  • A “decentralized election process”
  • Mandatory “anti-bias training”
  • And most ironic of all, demanding that Confederate memorials/statues be removed because they are “treasonous”!

     And some of the “justice” they are already bringing includes shaking down residents for “reparations” and instituting “segregation now, segregation tomorrow, segregation forever” in their attempts at farming.

     Of course, things inevitably break down into factions…

     This, of course, necessitates the correct people to institute a Nomenkatura to deal with dissenters (non-hierarchically of course). While at first this “Conflict Resolution Advisory Council”—A type of “Committee on Public Safety, if you will—is “advisory”, they declare that:

“In the future the system could evolve to become more mature with binding resolutions, impositions, retribution, enforcement, and imprisonment.”

     And if you have any doubts as to what form this “Council” may very well take, do note that they are invoking the French Revolution and the head-chopping of the Reign of Terror.

     The ones who are just thrown out are probably the lucky ones.

     And in their quest to fight imperialism, voter ID, and anti-illegal immigration laws, the woke commune has… vowed to take over other neighborhoods, instituted ID checks, and   engaged in violence against unwanted immigrants to their utopia!

     What are the authorities doing while assaults, rapes, and robberies happen?

     At best, they sitting back and letting the mobs take over the city.

     Oh, wait, she totally endorsed this!

     She has not only declared that is was a “peaceful expression” of grief, and went so far as to declare it to be “patriotic”, while not only denying that the Federal government could send in troops under the Insurrection Act, but even called for this to go nationwide!

     She is treating this like an innocent block party, and even said it could be the “Summer of Love”:

     Spoiler: This ain’t the Summer of Love

     This entire woke experiment can be summed up in a couple of tweets.

     P.S. If you really want to understand how this “revolution” isn’t some “rising of the proletariat from the streets”, but rather institutional power flexing its muscle and letting its freak flag fly while testing the boundaries of what it can get away with, there is no better proof than the fact that this “autonomous” commune is getting its fortifications and decorations not only paid by the city, but being built by it to.


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