Censorship For Your Own Good

     The following message transmitted via a Silmaril…

Meanwhile… at the United Nations.

I’ve previously spoken of my high hopes for Labour Prime Minister of Middle Earth New Zealand, Jacinda Ardern, and she delivered! She’s saved the people of Middle Earth New Zealand from the menace of plastic bags and also taken away their pesky means of opposing the might of Mor… erm, I mean they can no longer hurt each other or anyone else.

Now, she has called for the nations of (Middle) Earth to join together and protect the people from their own free speech and burden of determining the truth!

“After all, how do you successfully end a war if people are led to believe the reason for its existence is not only legal but noble? How do you tackle climate change if people do not believe it exists? How do you ensure the human rights of others are upheld, when they are subjected to hateful and dangerous rhetoric and ideology?”

The people can just trust us! Anyone need a new ring?

     Sorry, I’m pretty sure the ring ain’t my size…

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