Tag Archives: Lulz

Satan Is A Queer-Gendered Tranny

Posted on December 20, 2014 by The Political Hat

     Apparently “Satan uses bunself pronouns, and that bun changed buns name from Lucifer to Satan due to transness”      Is anyone surprised that Satan is a queer-gendered tranny? Tweet

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Fighting the Police State with Interpretive Dance

Posted on December 9, 2014 by The Political Hat

     Protesters in Berkeley are allegedly standing-up against a “police state” somehow responsible for the deaths of druggie thug Michael Brown as well as Eric Garner in other states.      How are they “protesting” aside from the usual rioting/looting/arson?      Interpretive dance. #berkeleyprotests: … Continue reading →

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Seal Proves Species Is Just A Social Construct… With A Little Penguin Lovin’

Posted on December 2, 2014 by The Political Hat

     Remember those “gay” penguins who were heralded as the bestest parents in the animal kingdom?  Science™ declared that this was proof that homosexuality was normal across species.  But what about between species?      A new scientific article documents interspecies sex:  Seals … Continue reading →

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Seattle Mayor’s Thanksgiving Pardon: Fermented Bean Curd

Posted on November 24, 2014 by The Political Hat

     It has become a tradition for the President to “pardon” a Turkey before Thanksgiving.  This tradition has extended to the state and local level.      The Mayor of Seattle has also granted a pardon… to fermented bean curd: “Today Mayor Murray … Continue reading →

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Common Core Decomposing Nonsense

Posted on October 14, 2014 by The Political Hat

     After being exposed to the horror that is Common Core math, the decomposing of numbers rises again: I did not hate 1st grade common core math. Stumped by 2nd grade on day 7. It is me? Math major. @NYSAPE pic.twitter.com/NNptkHYsMy — CarmenDelessio … Continue reading →

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The Whitehouse’s MAD Security

Posted on October 13, 2014 by The Political Hat

     Mad Magazine has been one of the few humor magazines or websites to poke fun at Obama and other Democrats.      They have yet again showed that to be true: White House Unveils Deadly New Security System http://t.co/pIunVfMDpM pic.twitter.com/3VACKC1M5I — MAD Magazine … Continue reading →

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Cupcakes of Oppression

Posted on October 9, 2014 by The Political Hat

     The ultimate tool of oppression has been reveled: Cupcakes!      What specific evils are cupcakes the cause of? Imperialism Ableism Chairity-based assistance Unsustainable and poorly targeted problem-solving Extreme shamelessness Good intentions that leave both a metaphorical and literal bad taste in … Continue reading →

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Species Is Just A Social Construct

Posted on September 12, 2014 by The Political Hat

     Despite actual genetic differences, i.e. the presence or lack of a Y-chromosome, “gender” is said to be a “social construct,” unless it is convenient to say one is “born that way.”  There are physical and actual physiological differences between the … Continue reading →

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Political Correctness Before Its Time

Posted on August 2, 2014 by The Political Hat

     Political Correctness and attempts to adjust thinking by controlling language has been going on for nearly a century.  Just one example from 1957:      It’s for the “kiddies” the comedy bit goes.  Same excuse as is used today. Tweet

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Barack Obama – Master of the Universe

Posted on July 26, 2014 by The Political Hat

     Not content to simply be able to travel backwards and sideways through time, Obama has declared his intent to bend the universe itself to his mighty will! "We’re here today to do what we can to make it right—to bend … Continue reading →

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