Tag Archives: Lulz

Flowchart for Choosing Your Gender

Posted on February 3, 2015 by The Political Hat

     For the vast majority of people, they are either male or female based upon the presence, or lack of, dangly bits.      For the less than 1% of people (special little snowflakes included), there is this handly little flowchart.      Click on … Continue reading →

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A 13 year old gay autistic bigender shark-kin upper-class able-bodied communist sprite who uses Xe-Xem pronouns

Posted on January 31, 2015 by The Political Hat

     Special little snowflakes are so precocious stupid* and pretentious at that age… Tweet

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Women vs Womyn vs Trans-Women

Posted on January 27, 2015 by The Political Hat

     Looks like a poster the declares the “identity” of “non-binary persons” is valid (non-binary obviously meaning ’80’s fashion reject) has sparked another quibble between “trans-women” (i.e. men who think they are chicks) and actual women.      The Poster: Tweet

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Gender Hieroglyphics

Posted on January 26, 2015 by The Political Hat

     With all the invented genders, of course a plethora of invented gender symbols are needed!      Forget the simple Mars/Man or Venus/Woman symbols.  Dozens of permutations are now available to all the special little snowflakes.      Click on image for full size. … Continue reading →

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When Reality Becomes Indistinguishable From Parody

Posted on January 24, 2015 by The Political Hat

     People identifying as chairs or even tampons?  Surely this must be a parody of special little snowflakes!  But then, who can tell now-a-days…      Click on the image for full sized picture.      Notice all the “self-diagnostic” evaluations?  Crazy, or just a … Continue reading →

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The Vanguard of Black Liberation: White People Doing Interpretive Dance

Posted on January 23, 2015 by The Political Hat

     Leftist protesters held a protest in support of #BlackLivesMatter.  Every protester, however, was pasty White.      And these pasty White “Justice” advocates fought against the systematic racism the only way they know how:  Interpretive Dance. Tweet

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Social Justice = Sticking Forks In Your Head

Posted on January 21, 2015 by The Political Hat

     Apparently White women using chopsticks or other such hair apparel are being evil oppressors for “culturally appropriating” East Asian cultures.      How to they fight this oppression?  Like this:      Disney beat her to it: Tweet

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Only Oppressors Read Books

Posted on January 18, 2015 by The Political Hat

     If you own a book, then you are literally oppressing all millennials because classist and racist oppressors like you who literally take luxury away from them.      Obviously, the Social Justice warriors only have one recourse: Tweet

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If You Are Dating An Ancient Sumerian God, You Are Crazy

Posted on January 17, 2015 by The Political Hat

     If you are a girl who thinks she is a biological male, then any semblance of reality is lost, and there is no stopping the leap down the rabbit hole… Tweet

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Infinite Genders

Posted on January 15, 2015 by The Political Hat

     At this point, it is only a matter of time before we have more “genders” than there are human beings on the plant…      A partial list: Tweet

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