Crypto-Progressive and soon-to-be New Jersey Senator Cory Booker has been caught in a bit of a fib. Specifically his tales of his friend “T-Bone” — “the drug pusher who the mayor has said threatened his life at one turn and sobbed on his shoulder the next” — turnsout to be a complete fiction. Much mirth has been had over his imaginary friend, though the media will just cover for him like they do for all politiciants of the Progressive persuasion.
It begs the question: If Booker so freely lies about helping such a fictitious character, is he lying about all the superhero antics involving personally responding to Tweets for help from the denizens of Newark? Especially since Booker has doubled down on his imaginary friend?
One wonders what fables Cory Booker will spin next…
#BookerFables When Cory Booker was in the Olympics, skating for the gold, he did two salchows and a triple lutz while wearing a blind fold.
— The Political Hat (@ThePoliticalHat) August 29, 2013
#BookerFables When Cory Booker was in the alps, fighting grizzly bears, he used his magical fire breath, and saved the maidens fair.
— The Political Hat (@ThePoliticalHat) August 29, 2013
#BookerFables When Cory Booker travelled through time to the year 3010, he fought the evil robot kings and saved the human race again!
— The Political Hat (@ThePoliticalHat) August 29, 2013
