Corona-chan Gets Kinky in New York

     During the Coronavirus pandemic of 2020, New York City, which has suffered about a third of Xinnie the Flu’s Wuhan Bat Soup Death Plague Bio-Weapon of DOOM (with sprinkles*) in the United States, released guidance to help kinky perverts get their groove on.

     The bad news is that hookers, orgies, stiking your tongue in somone’s “out door”, and anything not involving a mask is a no-no.

     The good news, if you are into that thing, is that gloryholes are totes endorsed!

“Be creative with sexual positions and physical barriers, like walls, that allow sexual contact while preventing close face to face contact.”

     So, the City of New York, in a time of crisis and reminiscing on all her past troubles, has decided that Gloryholes are not only not bad but actually good when it comes to Corona-chan!

     But then, the state of New York has had an effective reproduction number of the COVID-19 well below most states for over a month as of posting, perhaps kinky ain’t Corona-rific?

     The sex guide in question.

New York City’s Health Depa… by ThePoliticalHat on Scribd

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