Since chromosomes have become irrelevant when it comes to gender, marriage, and even biological sex itself, how could anything but irrational animus explain why trans-species weddings aren’t allowed?
After all, personhood and consent are simply legal constucts. Heck, as with Gay penguins, cross-species sexuality is found in nature!
How would allowing this woman and her son of a bitch spouse harm you? Isn’t opposition simply intolerance?
What are you? A H8r? So shut up and bake them a cake!