The Ultimate Defense Against Rapists: Song And Dance?

     What is apparently the most effective way to stop a rapist in Finland? If you guessed a gun, a mace, or a kick to the crotch, you’d be wrong according to the city of Oulu, Finland. What is, then, this more effective weapon against rape?

     A song and dance number about one’s “no no square”.

My home town has launched a 2,5 million euro project called Safe Oulu that aims at combating the (migrant) rape crisis.

This is where the money goes.

Kill me now.

At least, be kind and lobotomize me so I won't have to live with this image in my head. pic.twitter.com/NuAPAS1UQF

— Tiina Wiik 🇫🇮 (@SwanOfTuonela) February 28, 2020

     If the rapist is still insistent, they can be defeated by the ultimate technique that no would-be rapist could stand up against: Being told to talk to the hand!

And if the rape macarena isn't enough to stop them, there's always the oldie-but-goodie advice from our public news network: just stretch your arm out in front of you with the palm facing the attacker, and the rapist will go away. https://t.co/p9QOwhvEIQ

— Tiina Wiik 🇫🇮 (@SwanOfTuonela) February 28, 2020

     Back in the U.S. of A., women will just have rely on the one thing that can defend them from a much larger and stronger attacker.

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