Michelle Obama’s War on Tacos

     Taking tasty tacos away from children isn’t just for mean and abusive teachers anymore… now Michelle Obama herself has gotten in on the nefarious elimination of “unhealthy” but tasty tacos.

     A deprived child wrote to Michelle Obama:

“Dear Mrs. Obama,

“Thank you for trying to make my school lunch better, but you have ruined Taco Tuesday. Please bring back the old taco shell. I miss them. Also, the pizza is terrible. If you would like to try the new tacos, I will buy you lunch.

“Thank you,

“Trip Klibert”

     Surprisingly, Michelle Obama deigned to respond to the peasant… by bribing him with “Bo and Sunny trading cards and a note from Mrs. Obama that said you’ll get used to it.”

     Is it really so hard to follow SooperMexicans simple but tasty taco recipe?

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