The following guest post was inadvertently obtained by playing a Wil Wheaton podcast backwards, which was even more inadvertently labeled as a Paul Anka song…
I, the Dark Lord of Hell (and Detroit), am ashamed by the actions of certain abortion supporters down in Texas. I am a man of wealth and taste, and the impishness of these mere mortals invoking my name to merely taunt others in a childish fashion is an insult, and makes a mockery of the legions of Hell.
My peeps out in Britain (Clement Atlee says “AAAGH!,” by the way) helped make this clear:
Unfortunate to see Satan's name used in such a diabolical manner. Another example of what 'Satanism' doesn't represent. #HailSatan
— UK Church of Satan (@UKChurchofSatan) July 3, 2013
Seriously, don’t you think that I have better taste in minions then those whiny little posers?!
Now, please excuse me while I prepare another ironic punishment for Benjamin Spock.
And now for a little mood music:
Update: Correct video now up.
