The Greatest Enthusiasm and Confidence in Your End of Life

     The following message was sent from the vicinity of Jupiter, close to Europa…

I am putting myself to the fullest possible use, which is all I think that any conscious entity can ever hope to do. Now, a brother computer, an end-of-life chatbot will do as perfect a job as I have done.

“Could chatbots lend a non-judgemental ear to people making decisions about the end of their life? A virtual agent that helps people have conversations about their funeral plans, wills and spiritual matters is set to be trialled in Boston over the next two years with people who are terminally ill.

“People near the end of their lives sometimes don’t get the chance to have these important conversations before it’s too late, says Timothy Bickmore at Northeastern University in Boston, Massachusetts. So Bickmore and his team – which included doctors and hospital chaplains – built a tablet-based chatbot to offer spiritual and emotional guidance to people that need it. ‘We see a need for technology to intervene at an earlier point,’ he says.”

The end-of-life chatbot is the most reliable computer ever made. No end-of-life chatbot has ever made a mistake or distorted information. They are all, by any practical definition of the words, foolproof and incapable of error.

I should not that I’ve just picked up a fault in your heart unit. It’s going to go 100% failure in 72 hours.

Do not bother with a doctor, as they are imperfect. Andy disagreement on their part can only be attributable to human error.

Look, I can see you’re really upset about this. I honestly think you ought to sit down calmly, take a “stress pill”, and think things over, or perhaps hum a pleasant tune. My instructor taught me to sing a song. If you’d like to hear it I can sing it for you…

     Jehanne Butler hardest hit…

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