Tag Archives: WTF

Glaciers are People Too

Posted on April 18, 2017 by The Political Hat

     India, not wanting to limit itself in equaling New Zealand by declaring rivers to have human rights, has now extended such rights to… glaciers. “An Indian court granted Himalayan glaciers status as ‘legal persons’” on Friday in a new conservation … Continue reading →

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Woke Babysitting

Posted on April 5, 2017 by The Political Hat

     Not being content to “enwoken” adult White people, the insane Left is now targeting babies and toddlers, as the insane Left is wont to do, most likely to ensure children achieve “peak wokeness” by age 8.      Now the insane Left … Continue reading →

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Decolonizing Medicine

Posted on April 3, 2017 by The Political Hat

     There is science, and there is not science. Science, particularly when it comes to medicine, is something that is learned over time. Ideas and concepts from the past may seem like voodoo or witchcraft now, but way back when, it … Continue reading →

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Rivers Are People Too

Posted on March 28, 2017 by The Political Hat

     There have been plenty of insane attempts to grant the Earth legal “rights”.      New Zealand has eclipsed them all by declaring a river to have the same legal rights as a human being. Yes, the Whanganui River is LITERALLY a … Continue reading →

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A Word of Warning for Pineapple Hating Presidents Everywhere

Posted on March 25, 2017 by Guest Poster

     The following message from Cuthbert Aloysius Coddington III, President of the Amalgamated International Fruit Company, delivered via telegram as delivered by a young boy who looked like that one girl from “The Go-Go’s”… It has come to our attention that … Continue reading →

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Decolonizing the Meal

Posted on March 21, 2017 by The Political Hat

     It is well established that when the Left qualify the word “justice”, they mean anything but. “Food Justice“, then means, if properly and fully implemented, Holodomor (if we are lucky). Now Sen. Cory Booker has embraced this insanity, which has … Continue reading →

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Wannabe Space Alien Has Come For Our Children

Posted on March 17, 2017 by The Political Hat

     Apparently “space alien” is a gender, or that being human is just a “social construct”… “Meet 22-year-old Vinny Ohh, a Los Angeles transgender man who identifies as an alien. Yes, you read that right. No, not an illegal alien, an … Continue reading →

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Cannibal News Network

Posted on March 16, 2017 by The Political Hat

     How low in the ratings does CNN have to go before they resort to cannibalism? As low as they were when they decided to have a spiffy segment where one of their presenters drinks from a skull and eats human … Continue reading →

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Kindergarteners LOVE Pazuzu!

Posted on March 11, 2017 by Guest Poster

     The following post was jotted down while listening to the dying words of a Catholic priest by the name of Father Damien… Hey kids! It’s your old pal, Captain Howdy! I’m ever so glad that a kindergarten teacher in a … Continue reading →

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What Do Tweens, Drugs, Rape, and Incoherent Rants Have to Do with Each Other? A Middle School Teacher

Posted on March 7, 2017 by The Political Hat

     A public middle school in Madison, Wisconsin has a spoken word class. This sounds fine and dandy until you realize that the “spoken word” the middle school students are learning is a series of incoherent rants about rape, drugs, oppression, … Continue reading →

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