Category Archives: Science

130 Birds Slaughtered in Successful Test of Atomic Death Ray

Posted on March 12, 2015 by The Political Hat

     Not being content to slaughter birds in California with taxpayer subsidized death rays, a new experimental device, which harnesses energy from the sun’s atomic fusion in the form of photons, has been tested in Tonopah, Nevada.      It’s test run has … Continue reading →

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Queering the Numbers

Posted on March 5, 2015 by The Political Hat

     Is there anything more oppressive than a rational number?  Apparently so since all rational and non-transcendental irrational numbers are cis-normative oppressors.

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Brainwashing and Sexual Orientation

Posted on March 5, 2015 by The Political Hat

     Laws banning discrimination against people because of their race are considered legitimate in large part because race was an innate factor that didn’t matter. It protected against discrimination against what you innately were, not your chosen behavior.      Having sex with … Continue reading →

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The War on Catgirls

Posted on February 27, 2015 by The Political Hat

     If a Georgia lawmaker gets his way, genetically engineering catgirls for domestic ownership will be illegal.  Not specifically catgirls, but any combination of DNA from human and non-human sources: “A state lawmaker wants to prevent research in Georgia that could … Continue reading →

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The Four Percent Misconception

Posted on February 26, 2015 by The Political Hat

     Child molestation advocate Alfred Kinsey declared that only 10% of people were straight with gay and bisexual individuals being a full 90% of the population.  Now-a-days, despite gays and bisexuals probably comprising only a few percent of the population, young … Continue reading →

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Milk and the Evolution Deniers

Posted on February 25, 2015 by The Political Hat

     One of the pseudo-snarky blithering idiots at Jezebel (part of the SJW-Gawker anti-industrial complex), who declares herself “a doctor educated by the School of Common Sense and the University of What Is Wrong With You” declares that Adults Should Not … Continue reading →

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Federal Government to Sacrifice Your Children’s Health to Gaia

Posted on February 24, 2015 by The Political Hat

     Recently, concerns were raised about the Federal Dietary Guidelines being updated with Gaia being placed before lowly human beings. “In December, the Associated Press (AP) reported that the Dietary Guidelines Advisory Committee (DGAC) of the USDA would make recommendations based … Continue reading →

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Homosexuality is as Real as a Magical Sphinx

Posted on February 21, 2015 by The Political Hat

     Apparently, “[m]arginalized sexual/romantic orientations [are] represented as the real and very accurate mythical creatures they are.”      Without further ado, coming directly to you from some special little snowflake’s head:

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Scott Walker, Time Lord

Posted on February 18, 2015 by The Political Hat

     The New York Times declared that Scott Walker, who assumed the Governorship of Wisconsin in 2011, caused through his governorship the firing of teachers in… 2010. “Mainly, though, The Speech was about waging war on public employee unions, particularly the … Continue reading →

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Will The REAL Anti-Vaxxers Please Stand Up?

Posted on February 11, 2015 by The Political Hat

     During one of the earlier GOP primary debates for the 2012 election, “neutral moderator” Scrappy Doo George Stephanopoulis asked out of the blue if the candidates thought that it was Constitutional to ban birth control.      It seemed like a bizarre … Continue reading →

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