A Little Election Sympathy

     A little mood music for a certain Presidential candidate…

Please allow me to introduce myself
I’m a woman of wealth and station
I’ve been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man’s donation

And I was ’round when Lewinsky
Had her moment of public shame
Made damn sure that my husband
Got off scott-free and secured fate

Pleased to meet you
Donate to my campaign
But what confuses you
Is I why don’t feel shame

I stuck around St. Petersburg
When I saw it was a time for a change
Bowed to Putin and his ministers
The reset button was all in vain

I do profess
On “Lolita Express”
Laughing at young girls, against
Whom Bill did transgress

Pleased to meet you
Donate to my campaign, oh yeah
But what confuses you
Is I why don’t feel shame, oh yeah

I watched with glee
While the vast right wing conspiracy
Fought for many decades
Against Leviathan I made

I shouted out,
“Who killed America?”
When after all
It was you and me

Let me please introduce myself
I’m a woman of wealth and spite
And I laid traps for Ambassadors
Who get killed when they reached Benghazi

Pleased to meet you
Donate to my campaign, oh yeah
But what confuses you
Is I why don’t feel shame, oh yeah

Pleased to meet you
Donate to my campaign, oh yeah
But what confuses you
Is I why don’t feel shame, oh yeah

Just as every cop is a criminal
And all the sinners saints
As heads is tails
Just call me Hillary
‘Cause I’m in need of some restraint

So if you meet me
Have some courtesy
Have some sympathy, and some taste
Donate your well-earned income
Or I’ll lay your company to waste

Pleased to meet you
Donate to my campaign, oh yeah
But what confuses you
Is I why don’t feel shame, oh yeah

Tell me n****r, support my campaign
Tell me f****t, give to my campaign
Tell me b****r, volunteer for my campaign
I tell you one time, you’re to blame

Oh, yeah

     The accompanying music:

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