12 Posts of Christmas, 2019 (Day 6)
The reason that children don’t report seeing Santa on the night before Christmas is because Santa has a well armed helper…
The Previous “Posts of Christmas”:
Day 1 – Not all snowflakes are emotionally fragile humans.
Day 2 – What says “Christmas” more than a good ole’ Christmas carol sung by Christopher Lee to heavy metal music?
Day 3 – History shows us that unwoke ladies were more sexy.
Day 4 – Christmas always brings thoughts of Winter when your psychopathic stalker an snuggle up to your drugged and concussions body in front of a roaring fire…
Day 5 – A lovely French Carol, Il Est Ne Le Divin Enfant) by the Gothard Sisters.