Tag Archives: Lulz

Je Suis Chapeau

Posted on January 9, 2015 by The Political Hat

     #JeSuisCharlie      #JeSuisChapeau

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An Agender Panromantic Asexual Oriental Short Clawed Zombie Otter in a Quasiplatonic Relationship

Posted on January 8, 2015 by The Political Hat

     The latest special little snowflake describes “vaer-self” with a laundry list of delusions and mental illnesses: I’m agender, meaning I don’t have a gender basically, and I have severe dysphoria. I’m panromantic asexual and on the aromantic spectrum I’m in … Continue reading →

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“Stop Oppressing Me Because I’m a Plant”

Posted on January 7, 2015 by The Political Hat

     Another poor little snowflake laments being oppressed by other “Other-kin” for believing that they are… a Plant:      But what type of plant is this anonymous “plant-kin”?      Apparently this “plant-kin” also identifies as a “space-kin.”      This can mean only one thing…

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Gender is Like a Parfait

Posted on January 6, 2015 by The Political Hat

     If you define your gender in terms of whipped cream or strawberries, you are crazy.      A little mood music from when you had to consume massive quantities of drugs to reach the same conclusion:

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The most special snowflake of all time

Posted on January 5, 2015 by The Political Hat

     Without further comment, the most special snowflake of all time:

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Boxing Day Open Thread

Posted on December 26, 2014 by The Political Hat

     Now this is a holiday!

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Satan Is A Queer-Gendered Tranny

Posted on December 20, 2014 by The Political Hat

     Apparently “Satan uses bunself pronouns, and that bun changed buns name from Lucifer to Satan due to transness”      Is anyone surprised that Satan is a queer-gendered tranny?

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Fighting the Police State with Interpretive Dance

Posted on December 9, 2014 by The Political Hat

     Protesters in Berkeley are allegedly standing-up against a “police state” somehow responsible for the deaths of druggie thug Michael Brown as well as Eric Garner in other states.      How are they “protesting” aside from the usual rioting/looting/arson?      Interpretive dance. #berkeleyprotests: … Continue reading →

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Seal Proves Species Is Just A Social Construct… With A Little Penguin Lovin’

Posted on December 2, 2014 by The Political Hat

     Remember those “gay” penguins who were heralded as the bestest parents in the animal kingdom?  Science™ declared that this was proof that homosexuality was normal across species.  But what about between species?      A new scientific article documents interspecies sex:  Seals … Continue reading →

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Seattle Mayor’s Thanksgiving Pardon: Fermented Bean Curd

Posted on November 24, 2014 by The Political Hat

     It has become a tradition for the President to “pardon” a Turkey before Thanksgiving.  This tradition has extended to the state and local level.      The Mayor of Seattle has also granted a pardon… to fermented bean curd: “Today Mayor Murray … Continue reading →

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