Never go full Tumblr.
So a limp-wristed homosexual Italian Muslim tranny dinosaur walks into a bar…
No, this is not a lame joke. It’s worse. It is a Hugo-nominated “short story” by a Nebula award winner. An example passage:
“A T-Rex, even a small one, would never have to stand against five blustering men soaked in gin and malice. A T-Rex would bare its fangs and they would cower. They’d hide beneath the tables instead of knocking them over. They’d grasp each other for comfort instead of seizing the pool cues with which they beat you, calling you a fag, a towel-head, a shemale, a sissy, a spic, every epithet they could think of, regardless of whether it had anything to do with you or not, shouting and shouting as you slid to the floor in the slick of your own blood.
“If you were a dinosaur, my love, I’d teach you the scents of those men. I’d lead you to them quietly, oh so quietly. Still, they would see you. They’d run. Your nostrils would flare as you inhaled the night and then, with the suddenness of a predator, you’d strike. I’d watch as you decanted their lives—the flood of red; the spill of glistening, coiled things—and I’d laugh, laugh, laugh.”
This isn’t a story, let alone a science fiction story; this is a glorified Tumblr post. Heck, it’s revenge porn against “H8rz” and a perfect example of the rabid viciousness of Social Justice Warriors.
