Doctors are Oppressive Deniers

Posted on March 21, 2015 by The Political Hat

     One of the rational questions posed to mentally ill special little snowflakes concerns self-diagnosticaton:

“Why do you believe self-diagnosis is okay? It is smart to be aware of your symptoms and research possible causes, but to diagnose oneself without seeking a medical professional…? That doesn’t seem like a good idea, if doctors are available.”

     Unsurprisingly, the mentally ill tucute polygener aurokin, “ryuu,” with multiple personalities (and who uses faun/fei/cel pronouns) declares:

“(strroy for typsos pple triggered me)

“slef diagnoisi is good bc uase the docotros in ourr system ar eusually gateklkepres and no teveryowne has scaaces to thmem uwu uu

“(im sorrry im shakign realy bad)”

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Uncovered Kabul Woman Protestor Beaten and Burned to Death

Posted on March 20, 2015 by The Political Hat

     The mystery woman who dared to walk through Kabul, Afghanistan without covering her head, and with her lower legs exposed, has been beaten and burned to death.

     She allegedly burned a Koran, though there is no proof of that.

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Progressive Fantasy: Super Happy Fun Time

Posted on March 20, 2015 by The Political Hat

Peter Pan is the Progressive ideal.

     Perpetual childhood of the masses is the end goal for Progressives, with most people spared having to grow up and actually run things like a responsible adult… in particular, their own lives.

     Hipsters, special little snowflakes, and other pampered adult children can now pay for the privilege of acting like they were in kindergarten again, to the tune of $1000:

     Is it any surprise that so many men and women are flocking towards more radical elements of Islam?

“They have two bad choices: The culture which seems to run contrary to their impulses, generally looking down on masculine virtue, or the one which promotes a ridiculous version of masculinity as little but Warrior-Tribe aggression displays, violence, and rape. And of course some rioting, and of course some terrorism and slaughter, too.”

     Yet it would seem that America, and Western Civilization, is increasingly turning into a collective of Peter Pan wannabes.

     And now it looks like such idiocy might even get Federal support if Hillary Clinton has her way:

     Hillary’s happy happy joy joy fun camp!  What could go wrong?

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Smashing the Duo-Normative Diarchy: Not Just for Homosexuals Anymore!

Posted on March 18, 2015 by The Political Hat

     There have been many examples of trios of both gay men and lesbians who have fought against duo-normative oppression by polyamorous “marriages” between the trios.

     Now, heterosexuals and bisexuals are joining the vanguard of the revolution against oppressive duo-normative oppressors:

“Two women named Melinda and Dani Phoenix and the man they both consider their husband, Jonathan Stein, are in a polyamorous relationship and parenting two babies together under the same roof.

“Melinda and Dani began their relationship as a lesbian couple and became domestic partners in 2010. A year later, Jonathan joined them as the third partner and the three married last summer in a ceremony that is not legally recognized.

“Now they’re sharing their story to raise awareness about polyamorous families and hope that some day these arrangements can be widely accepted and legally recognized. With children entering their picture, they feel gaining support from the community is more important than ever.”

     Note that this isn’t traditional polygamy where a man has two wives; this is a situation where each member of this tripartite marriage is equally involved with the other two.

     Unnatural, one might say?

     Check your duo-normative privilege, oppressor!

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Saint Patrick’s Day Mood Music

Posted on March 17, 2015 by The Political Hat

     Without comment…

     😉


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Post-Humanist Feminist Theory

Posted on March 16, 2015 by The Political Hat

     The division between parody and reality is gone.  Coming to you from the University of Marburg in Germany… an exploration of Feminism that transcends such social constructs as species.

     …and one wonders why the most radical and virulent forms of Islam are appealing and gaining such support in Europe…

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News of the Week (March 15th, 2015)

Posted on March 15, 2015 by The Political Hat

 

News of the Week for March 15th, 2015


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The Ides of March

Posted on March 15, 2015 by The Political Hat

Caesar:
Who is it in the press that calls on me?
I hear a tongue shriller than all the music
Cry “Caesar!” Speak, Caesar is turn’d to hear.

Soothsayer:
Beware the ides of March.

Caesar:
What man is that?

Brutus:
A soothsayer bids you beware the ides of March.

     A little mood music:

 

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Happy Pi Day!

Posted on March 14, 2015 by The Political Hat

     Happy π Day everyone!

     Here is a song based on π:


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Social Justice is Powered by… Magic?!

Posted on March 13, 2015 by The Political Hat

     Being a Social Justice Warrior is hard work!  What better way to show the world you are serious then power-up with magical potions!

     Just in case you were wondering:

RED HEALTH

There’s no shame in taking a hit or two in the battle for social justice. The trolls are legion, tricksome, and not above taking advantage of stun lock combinations. That’s where Health Potion comes in! Swig it down, refill your life and get back in the action! Whether you’re soaking up harassment as the tank or keeping everyone’s spirits up as healer, one of these around your neck will keep you in the fight for longer.

YELLOW STAMINA

We all know that trolls don’t go down easy, and your standard attacks aren’t going to cut it. You need to bust out the special moves. Whether you’re pulling aggro away from someone who’s had enough for the day or delivering the Spinkick of Diverse Representation, you want to keep that stamina bar topped up at all times. Invest in a stamina potion and make sure that you can do what you need to do, when you need to do it.

BLUE MANA

It’s the tanks that get the glory, but the mages who win the battle. As it is in gaming, so it is in life. You have a diverse bag of tricks – the Dispel Harassment buff, the Incriminating Screenshot Fireball, not to mention Summon Someone Who Knows What They’re Talking About. What’s the good of having all those spells if you don’t have the mana to cast them? Strap a nice blue potion of mana around your neck and make sure that you’re never without your powers.

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