Author Archives: The Political Hat

Post-Humanist Feminist Theory

Posted on March 16, 2015 by The Political Hat

     The division between parody and reality is gone.  Coming to you from the University of Marburg in Germany… an exploration of Feminism that transcends such social constructs as species.      …and one wonders why the most radical and virulent forms of … Continue reading →

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News of the Week (March 15th, 2015)

Posted on March 15, 2015 by The Political Hat

  News of the Week for March 15th, 2015

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The Ides of March

Posted on March 15, 2015 by The Political Hat

Caesar: Who is it in the press that calls on me? I hear a tongue shriller than all the music Cry “Caesar!” Speak, Caesar is turn’d to hear. Soothsayer: Beware the ides of March. Caesar: What man is that? Brutus: … Continue reading →

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Happy Pi Day!

Posted on March 14, 2015 by The Political Hat

     Happy π Day everyone!      Here is a song based on π:

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Social Justice is Powered by… Magic?!

Posted on March 13, 2015 by The Political Hat

     Being a Social Justice Warrior is hard work!  What better way to show the world you are serious then power-up with magical potions!      Just in case you were wondering: RED HEALTH There’s no shame in taking a hit or two … Continue reading →

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130 Birds Slaughtered in Successful Test of Atomic Death Ray

Posted on March 12, 2015 by The Political Hat

     Not being content to slaughter birds in California with taxpayer subsidized death rays, a new experimental device, which harnesses energy from the sun’s atomic fusion in the form of photons, has been tested in Tonopah, Nevada.      It’s test run has … Continue reading →

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Tom Cotton vs. Iran: Treason

Posted on March 11, 2015 by The Political Hat

(Part II of II)      Shouts of “treason” have risen from the Left over an open letter to Iran by Sen. Tom Cotton (R – AR), and forty-six other Republican Senators.  They claim that Sen. Cotton violated the Logan Act, which … Continue reading →

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Tom Cotton vs. Iran: The Law

Posted on March 11, 2015 by The Political Hat

(Part I of II)      Shouts of “treason” have risen from the Left over an open letter to Iran by Sen. Tom Cotton (R – AR), and forty-six other Republican Senators.  The central point of the letter was that anything Obama … Continue reading →

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Michelle Obama’s War on Tacos

Posted on March 10, 2015 by The Political Hat

     Taking tasty tacos away from children isn’t just for mean and abusive teachers anymore… now Michelle Obama herself has gotten in on the nefarious elimination of “unhealthy” but tasty tacos.      A deprived child wrote to Michelle Obama: “Dear Mrs. Obama, … Continue reading →

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Woman Purged from Gym Membership for Expressing Thoughtcrime

Posted on March 9, 2015 by The Political Hat

     A member of Planet Fitness gym was purged from membership for being insufficiently enlightened with proper thinking.  What was the throughtcrime that Yvette Cormier committed?  Simply expressing concern that a man was using the women’s and she felt unsafe that … Continue reading →

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