California’s War on Cow Farts

     Since California has solved all other problems—including rape, murder, arson, and rape—their Grand Soviet Legislature has decided to drive out the dairy industry from the state:

“California’s Legislature has approved regulations on cow flatulence and manure – both blamed for releasing greenhouse gases.

“The measure was approved shortly before the end of the legislative session Wednesday after its author, Democratic Senator Ricardo Lara of Bell Gardens, agreed to give dairy farms more time to comply.

“The legislation seeks to reduce methane emissions associated with manure to 40 percent below their 2013 levels by 2030. Methane is one of several gases known as short-lived climate pollutants that don’t persist for long in the atmosphere but have a huge influence on the climate.”

     California’s elites are hell bent on driving out agriculture, or even any doubleplusungood industry.  It’s almost as if California’s digital oligarchs don’t want the competition to their power and want to preserve their right to fundamentally transform the increasing serf class in California.

     A little mood music:

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