Tag Archives: Lulz

Intersectional Racism Comes to the Gayborhood

Posted on April 10, 2017 by The Political Hat

     Owners of some nonprofits are being required to attend mandatory reeducation camps to correct the wrongthink of their “implicit” bias. The targets are the LGBTQ&c. “community”.      Another case of eeevil bakers, florists, and photographers oppressing Queer couples’ weddings?      Nope. This … Continue reading →

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Woke Babysitting

Posted on April 5, 2017 by The Political Hat

     Not being content to “enwoken” adult White people, the insane Left is now targeting babies and toddlers, as the insane Left is wont to do, most likely to ensure children achieve “peak wokeness” by age 8.      Now the insane Left … Continue reading →

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Legislating Party Tonight!

Posted on March 23, 2017 by The Political Hat

“No man’s life, liberty or property are safe while the Legislature is in session.”      — Gideon John Tucker      What, then, could the combination of legislative power plus the power of alcohol bring? “When asked […] what she found most surprising … Continue reading →

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Kindergarteners LOVE Pazuzu!

Posted on March 11, 2017 by Guest Poster

     The following post was jotted down while listening to the dying words of a Catholic priest by the name of Father Damien… Hey kids! It’s your old pal, Captain Howdy! I’m ever so glad that a kindergarten teacher in a … Continue reading →

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#BlackLivesMatter vs. Yakub’s Soulless Albino Mutants

Posted on March 3, 2017 by The Political Hat

     It would seem that a co-founder of #BlackLivesMatter, Yusra Khogali, has “decolonized” her mind and embraced “alternate ways of knowing“… which apparently include Black supremacist pseudo-scientific garbage: “A co-founder of Black Lives Matter Toronto argued that white people are ‘recessive … Continue reading →

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Trump’s Useful Idiots

Posted on February 6, 2017 by The Political Hat

     The Left has often used “useful idiots” to defend itself from just and accurate attacks against them, most notably in re the Soviet Union and Lenin’s alleged use of the term. But now these same “useful idiots” are being used, … Continue reading →

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Scientists Set Foundation for Genetically Engineered Prehistoric Catgirls

Posted on January 27, 2017 by The Political Hat

     Despite attacks from science-adverse politicians, scientists have already laid the ground work for seminal genetic engineering, as well as support from the government. Now, scientists are ready to turn back the clock on evolution itself with a little bit of … Continue reading →

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The Resistance: Because Once Again Dissent Is Considered Patriotic

Posted on January 13, 2017 by The Political Hat

     When George W. Bush was President, dissent was the highest for of Patriotism. After Barack Obama was elected, dissent quickly became not only treasonous, but also racist. Now that the President will soon again be affiliated with the doubleplusungood Republicans, … Continue reading →

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And This Is Why Fembots Will Be Invented

Posted on December 20, 2016 by The Political Hat

     In the science-fiction series “Armitage III”, Feminists have taken over Earth and encourage men to emigrate to a terraformed Mars, where the lack of women is compensated by gynoids (i.e. fembots)… including “Type III” androids that resemble non-Feminist female humans … Continue reading →

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Science and Racism, or Why Witches Throwing Magical Lightning Bolts Don’t Exist

Posted on October 19, 2016 by The Political Hat

     Just as Feminists consider science to by Sexist and a plot of The Patriarchy, it is claimed that Science is Racist and a tool of oppression wielded by the White oppressor. The solution that is proffered is to “decolonize” science … Continue reading →

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