Tag Archives: FAIL

Born That Way?

Posted on May 13, 2015 by The Political Hat

     It has been well declared by the Left that if one is “trans” then they are “born that way” while at the same time they declare that “gender is a social construct.”      Just as with whether one is straight or … Continue reading →

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Is The Next Monarch of Britain a Ghost Sycamore?

Posted on May 5, 2015 by The Political Hat

     According to the “educated” blathering of the Left, the Duchess of Cabridge gave birth to the 4th in line to the British throne neither a price or a princess, but some entity that may be female, or male, or even … Continue reading →

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The U.K. Green Party is Fighting Duo-Normative Oppression!

Posted on May 4, 2015 by The Political Hat

     The fight against duo-normative oppression  by those backwards evil monsters who declare that “marriage” is just  union between “two” people has been joined by the head of the U.K. Green party! “[T] he Green leader responded to a question from … Continue reading →

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Pineapples of Oppression

Posted on April 29, 2015 by The Political Hat

     Is there anything more oppressive to a special little snowflake, aside from a “lumpy space princess” than… a pineapple?

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A Demi-mogairomantic Demi-pansexual Magigender Otherkin Thinks Ytself is a Crystalline Rock

Posted on April 24, 2015 by The Political Hat

     If a special little snowflake can be anything yt wants to be, yt just as well be a sparkly gem:

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Race is a Linguistic Construct

Posted on April 23, 2015 by The Political Hat

     Apparently, your being White or not is determined by what language your grandparents spoke.      Interestingly enough, this means that most Blacks in America, whose grandparents spoke English, are actually White.  This would also mean that your humble narrator isn’t.

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How is Heterosexuality Real?

Posted on April 11, 2015 by The Political Hat

     For some special little snowflakes, guys who think they are guys and like chicks, or chicks who think they are chicks and like guys, are mythical creatures akin to the yeti, a chupacabra, or an honest politician.

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Doubleplussgood Training For The Proles

Posted on April 7, 2015 by The Political Hat

     Thoughtcrime is doubleplusungood.      Here is training to insure that you are conditioned to express only thoughts consistent with Social Justice.

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Religious Freedom: A Tale of Two States

Posted on April 6, 2015 by The Political Hat

     Both Indiana and Arkansas faced vitriol and hate from LGBTQ&c. H8 groups.  They buckled under this onslaught of freedom-hating fascists, but ultimately dealt with this onslaught quite differently.      On one hand, Indiana went full Orwell (never go full Orwell), and … Continue reading →

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When Special Little Snowflakes Glow

Posted on March 31, 2015 by The Political Hat

     Animal, mineral, or vegetable?      This special little snowflake is none of the above:      Another special little snowflake echoes this by declaring: “i’m a translucent glow creature.. my insides are like a .. lava lamp .. but please, don’t stare. don’t.. … Continue reading →

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