Category Archives: Progressives

The Beauty of Social Justice

Posted on March 2, 2015 by The Political Hat

     Saying a person’s worth has nothing to do with their body type is an affirming and nice gesture.  Of course, it also makes you an evil oppressor of the Kyriarchy!!1!

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If You Were a Chipmunk

Posted on February 28, 2015 by Guest Poster

     The following “story” was written the veritable “zombie” as just belittlement of the “celebrated” Hugo nominated “science fiction story” “If You Were a Dinosaur, My Love.”      It is, in all honestly, far better written than that dinosaur snuff porn… If … Continue reading →

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All Your Internet Are Belong To Us

Posted on February 27, 2015 by The Political Hat

     The Federal Communications Commission (FCC) voted along partisan lines to take over the internet.  The Internet will now be considered a “public utility”.      The Orwellian “Net Neutrality” is claimed to stop those eeevil corporates and “assures the rights of Internet … Continue reading →

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The Four Percent Misconception

Posted on February 26, 2015 by The Political Hat

     Child molestation advocate Alfred Kinsey declared that only 10% of people were straight with gay and bisexual individuals being a full 90% of the population.  Now-a-days, despite gays and bisexuals probably comprising only a few percent of the population, young … Continue reading →

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Unicorns and the Gender Binary Oppression

Posted on February 25, 2015 by The Political Hat

     One might have thought that unicorns would be LGBTQ&c. friendly.  Turns out they are dastardly oppressors who force the gender binary on unsuspecting Sociology Professors: The unicorn name generator made me choose a sex; it's important that ths fictional idea … Continue reading →

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Milk and the Evolution Deniers

Posted on February 25, 2015 by The Political Hat

     One of the pseudo-snarky blithering idiots at Jezebel (part of the SJW-Gawker anti-industrial complex), who declares herself “a doctor educated by the School of Common Sense and the University of What Is Wrong With You” declares that Adults Should Not … Continue reading →

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Federal Government to Sacrifice Your Children’s Health to Gaia

Posted on February 24, 2015 by The Political Hat

     Recently, concerns were raised about the Federal Dietary Guidelines being updated with Gaia being placed before lowly human beings. “In December, the Associated Press (AP) reported that the Dietary Guidelines Advisory Committee (DGAC) of the USDA would make recommendations based … Continue reading →

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How Can Anyone Be Oppressed, When Everyone is a H8r?

Posted on February 23, 2015 by The Political Hat

     With the Supreme Court poised to impose Gay Marriage on America, one might think that gays, bisexuals, and lesbians might be venerated as trumping “oppression,” but you’d be wrong.      Why?      Gays, bisexuals, and lesbians are now the new oppressors.  Who … Continue reading →

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Homosexuality is as Real as a Magical Sphinx

Posted on February 21, 2015 by The Political Hat

     Apparently, “[m]arginalized sexual/romantic orientations [are] represented as the real and very accurate mythical creatures they are.”      Without further ado, coming directly to you from some special little snowflake’s head:

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UK Labour Party Leader Calls for Social Media to Stamp Out Thoughtcrime

Posted on February 20, 2015 by The Political Hat

     Ed Miliband, the U.K.’s Labour Party leader and wannabe Prime Minister, has called on social media, such as Facebook and Twitter, to help stomp out “intolerance.” “Mr Miliband also said ministers need to engage with social media to try and … Continue reading →

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