Category Archives: Elections

Witches Feel The Bern

Posted on May 21, 2016 by The Political Hat

     Nothing quite says “mainstream support” like holding a political rally involving… Wiccan rituals! “Attending a rally for Bernie Sanders usually involves long lines and security screenings, but that wasn’t the case at an intimate, informal event Friday evening supporting the Vermont senator’s presidential … Continue reading →

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The Unlibertarian Libertarians

Posted on May 18, 2016 by The Political Hat

     One would expect, out of all the major and minor parties in the United States of America, that the Libertarian Party would be the one that would support businesses in their right to refuse service if they find such service … Continue reading →

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Brazilian Impeachment Shenanigans

Posted on May 17, 2016 by The Political Hat

     Right in time for the 2016 Summer Olympics, Brazil is ready to display to the world just how corrupt and messed up its government is (with bonus Zika and hookers)!      The Speaker of the Brazilian House, Eduardo Cunha , who … Continue reading →

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Meanwhile, At The Nevada Democratic Convention

Posted on May 14, 2016 by The Political Hat

     Looks like Bernie and Hillary supporters aren’t getting along so well…

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How NOT To Teach Democracy In Schools

Posted on May 13, 2016 by The Political Hat

     The Left love to champion “democracy” and use it as an excuse to shove people into a voting booth like it is a clown car, because it is advantageous to them… until it is not.  Venezuelan President Maduro has threatened … Continue reading →

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Nevada Democrats Celebrate Trump’s Nomination

Posted on May 6, 2016 by The Political Hat

     If Donald Trump is supposed to be able to win “yuuuge” victories, then why are Democrats celebrating, if not reveling, in his coming nomination?      The Nevada state Democratic Party is trolling Republicans over the “albatross” around its neck: “Dear Dangerous … Continue reading →

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I, For One, Welcome Our New Dark Lord

Posted on May 3, 2016 by The Political Hat

     Overgrown alcoholic Oompa-Loompa (and former House Speaker) John Boehner declared Ted Cruz to be Lucifer himself, as well as announcing he was texting BFF’s with Donald.      Cruz, of course, verbally b***h-slapped Boehner, but this gives your humble author a chance … Continue reading →

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Bedtime for Democracy in Venezuela?

Posted on April 26, 2016 by The Political Hat

     Leftist dictators like Nicolas Maduro of Venezuela like to bandy about how they are democratically elected and that therefor anything they do must be legitimate, and any opposition is illegitimate… until the people turn against them.      Last year, the opposition … Continue reading →

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Ted Cruz Is Not The Zodiac Killer

Posted on March 22, 2016 by The Political Hat

     Is Ted Cruz the Zodiac Killer? 38% of Florida voters sure think so.      Why?  Because “Ted Cruz is the Zodiac Killer” has become a meme due to a CPAC speech he gave: “Several reports say the rumor stems from a … Continue reading →

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Poor White People Don’t Exist According to Bernie Sanders

Posted on March 18, 2016 by The Political Hat

     Bernie Sanders demonstrated ignorance of reality (yet again) that is the hallmark of  White Progressives.  He went on to effectively declare that the millions of poor White people do not exist: “When you are white, you don’t know what it’s … Continue reading →

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