Author Archives: The Political Hat

Federal Government to Sacrifice Your Children’s Health to Gaia

Posted on February 24, 2015 by The Political Hat

     Recently, concerns were raised about the Federal Dietary Guidelines being updated with Gaia being placed before lowly human beings. “In December, the Associated Press (AP) reported that the Dietary Guidelines Advisory Committee (DGAC) of the USDA would make recommendations based … Continue reading →

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When the Voices in Your Head are Raping Each Other…

Posted on February 23, 2015 by The Political Hat

“Rape culture is denying the experiences that plural people [i.e. people with multiple personalities] have with rape and sexual assault.”      Yes, you are oppressing this mentally ill special snowflake by not recognizing the voices in their head being raped by … Continue reading →

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How Can Anyone Be Oppressed, When Everyone is a H8r?

Posted on February 23, 2015 by The Political Hat

     With the Supreme Court poised to impose Gay Marriage on America, one might think that gays, bisexuals, and lesbians might be venerated as trumping “oppression,” but you’d be wrong.      Why?      Gays, bisexuals, and lesbians are now the new oppressors.聽 Who … Continue reading →

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News of the Week (Febuary 22nd, 2015)

Posted on February 22, 2015 by The Political Hat

  News of the Week for Febuary 22nd, 2015

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Homosexuality is as Real as a Magical Sphinx

Posted on February 21, 2015 by The Political Hat

     Apparently, “[m]arginalized sexual/romantic orientations [are] represented as the real and very accurate mythical creatures they are.”      Without further ado, coming directly to you from some special little snowflake’s head:

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UK Labour Party Leader Calls for Social Media to Stamp Out Thoughtcrime

Posted on February 20, 2015 by The Political Hat

     Ed Miliband, the U.K.’s Labour Party leader and wannabe Prime Minister, has called on social media, such as Facebook and Twitter, to help stomp out “intolerance.” “Mr Miliband also said ministers need to engage with social media to try and … Continue reading →

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Mayonnaise: The Sauce of Oppression

Posted on February 19, 2015 by The Political Hat

     A self-declared aromantic bi-aegosexual demigirl who uses voi/vois/voiself pronouns seems par for the course when it comes to mentally ill special little snowflakes.      However there is a big difference between this Maddie/Hazel and the others:聽 Mayonnaise.

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Innocence is No Excuse

Posted on February 19, 2015 by The Political Hat

     A student at the University of Tulsa was banned from campus for a year?聽 What prompted the university to ban this student?聽 An entirely different person criticized people at the university.      Despite being innocent of anything, the university declared that … Continue reading →

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A Star, a Ghost, an Eel, and Yeast Walk Into a Bar

Posted on February 18, 2015 by The Political Hat

     An by “Bar” it is meant a 16 year old arovauge pan-aceflux special snowflake who is both “systemgender” and “trauatgender“.

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Scott Walker, Time Lord

Posted on February 18, 2015 by The Political Hat

     The New York Times declared that Scott Walker, who assumed the Governorship of Wisconsin in 2011, caused through his governorship the firing of teachers in… 2010. “Mainly, though, The Speech was about waging war on public employee unions, particularly the … Continue reading →

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