What Lesbian Doesn’t Like Pussy…Cats

Posted on February 14, 2015 by The Political Hat

     A girl (assumedly) in a lesbian relationship doesn’t know how to handle… becoming a cat.

     A little mood music:


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2 Responses to What Lesbian Doesn’t Like Pussy…Cats

  1. avatar ntt1 says:
    February 14, 2015 at 7:04 PM

    having always had cats in my life can I suggest the use of an empty paper towel roll? used as a bludgeon it makes a terrifying bonking noise with out hurting the animal, behavior modification can follow using love and encouragement yet reserving the paper tube for corporeal punishment. and is she reverting to the scratch box while transmoggified or still using the toilet as normal?, no need to remind you to monitor her nose moisture and check the box for signs of worms.

  2. avatar harbqll says:
    February 17, 2015 at 1:53 PM

    I’m a big fan of the spray bottle to keep the cats in line. For major infractions, the go-to in our house is Pam cooking spray. It’s food-grade (obviously non-toxic) and takes the cats at least a day to clean it out of their fur. Really pisses them off. Great for teaching lessons.

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