The U.K.has become well known for its war on knives and other such instruments of violence like spoons and whisks, Now, they are going after “Ninja swords”.
Confirmed: Ninja swords will be banned by this summer.
When we promise action we take it. https://t.co/gjJEQIMI10
— Keir Starmer (@Keir_Starmer) March 27, 2025
But what if the plague of ninjas in the U.K. use shuriken?
Pictured: Typical British Ninja
Oh, those are already banned along with so many other sharp and pointy objects!
Why have their Prime Minister, though, touting this? Perhaps because he needs to reassure a core Labour constituency that their concerns are being met. That core Labour constituency? Zombies of course.
Bold electoral strategy for Labour. Let’s see how it pays off down the road.
