Overgrown alcoholic Oompa-Loompa (and former House Speaker) John Boehner declared Ted Cruz to be Lucifer himself, as well as announcing he was texting BFF’s with Donald.
Cruz, of course, verbally b***h-slapped Boehner, but this gives your humble author a chance to post a little Luciferian mood music:
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