Tag Archives: FAIL

Biological Reality is Now Unconstitutional

Posted on June 29, 2017 by The Political Hat

     A birth certificate is a record and statement of accurate fact. Statements of accurate fact are now Unconstitutional.      On birth certificates, there are places to state a child’s father and a child’s mother. Why? Because a child is conceived from … Continue reading →

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Witless Tools of the Left

Posted on June 27, 2017 by The Political Hat

     America, and Western Civilization in general, has been co-opted by Cultural Marxists who have fundamentally transformed us. Thee are many good sources that succinctly and frighteningly lay out exactly how the virulent Left has done this.      However, just because someone … Continue reading →

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Decolonizing the Scalp

Posted on June 23, 2017 by The Political Hat

     The intellectual concept of “decolonization” is not limited to once powerful European empires retreating into a self-euthanizing society embracing their own colonization, but extends to the purging of all rationality and science in the name of embracing “different ways of … Continue reading →

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Death Cult Diversity

Posted on June 13, 2017 by The Political Hat

     When a person hears about a terrorist attack, one of the normal reactions is to think of those who were killed, be it by putting them and the survivors in one’s thoughts and prayers, be outraged over their deaths, or—if … Continue reading →

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Nobody Likes Social Justice Warriors

Posted on June 9, 2017 by The Political Hat

     Do you know what queer authors really, really hate?      Social Justice Warriors telling them how and what to write. Nobody likes SJWs pic.twitter.com/qiajSgdjai — Orwell & Goode™ 🇨🇱 (@OrwellNGoode) May 11, 2017

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Venezuela Degenerating Into Primates Flinging Feces

Posted on May 26, 2017 by The Political Hat

     Venezuela continues to spiral downward into an ever deepening maelstrom.   People are starving, the regime is no longer unified, and people are resorting to flinging feces… and being forced to eat the same.      The people are starving and farmers can’t … Continue reading →

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Progressive Science: Pansexual Wood Sprites and Sad Clowns

Posted on April 25, 2017 by The Political Hat

     Bill Nye, who used to be known as the “science guy” a generation ago when he hosted a sub-par kiddy program, now fancies himself a warrior of the one true faith science. He has decided to highlight his dedication to … Continue reading →

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Glaciers are People Too

Posted on April 18, 2017 by The Political Hat

     India, not wanting to limit itself in equaling New Zealand by declaring rivers to have human rights, has now extended such rights to… glaciers. “An Indian court granted Himalayan glaciers status as ‘legal persons’” on Friday in a new conservation … Continue reading →

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An Obvious Suggestion for Green Groups Wanting to Reduce CO2 Emissions

Posted on April 13, 2017 by The Political Hat

     Ever get the feeling that some environmental groups are willfully oblivious to solutions to the environmental problems they claim?      Ask a silly question, and get a facepalm inducing answer demonstrated. “The sponsors of an environmental conference flew roughly 50 college … Continue reading →

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Luna Declares War on Brianna Wu

Posted on March 31, 2017 by Guest Poster

     This message was received from independence leader Adam Selene of the Luna colony via the colony’s HOLMES IV system. It would seem you do not take our commitment to independence seriously, what with purported Earth politician Brianna Wu, who stands … Continue reading →

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