Tag Archives: FacePalm

The Vanguard of Black Liberation: White People Doing Interpretive Dance

Posted on January 23, 2015 by The Political Hat

     Leftist protesters held a protest in support of #BlackLivesMatter.  Every protester, however, was pasty White.      And these pasty White “Justice” advocates fought against the systematic racism the only way they know how:  Interpretive Dance. [Spider_Video_Player id=”1″]

Posted in Progressives | Tagged , , , | Comments Off on The Vanguard of Black Liberation: White People Doing Interpretive Dance

Fairy Guinea Pig Whines About Cultural Appropriation

Posted on January 22, 2015 by The Political Hat

     Is there anything more oppressive to a guinea pig than people dressing up like magical fairies on Halloween?

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged , | Comments Off on Fairy Guinea Pig Whines About Cultural Appropriation

Social Justice = Sticking Forks In Your Head

Posted on January 21, 2015 by The Political Hat

     Apparently White women using chopsticks or other such hair apparel are being evil oppressors for “culturally appropriating” East Asian cultures.      How to they fight this oppression?  Like this:      Disney beat her to it:

Posted in Progressives | Tagged , , , | Comments Off on Social Justice = Sticking Forks In Your Head

Succinct Response to Obama’s State of the Union Address

Posted on January 20, 2015 by The Political Hat

     A succinct response to Barack Obama’s 2015 “State of the Union” Address:

Posted in Elections, Progressives | Tagged , , | Comments Off on Succinct Response to Obama’s State of the Union Address

Gender Fluidity of Dwarves

Posted on January 20, 2015 by The Political Hat

     Apparently, Þorin Oakenshield, Gimli, and other dwarves are all “genderfluid” who choose their gender at puberty and can change it at will to the point of inventing their own genders…      Does this mean they are (one of the) “Q” in … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged , , | 1 Comment

Hello, My Gender Is…

Posted on January 19, 2015 by The Political Hat

     For those awkward times when people don’t know which invented gender you go by, or what pronoun set you prefer, comes these helpful nametags…

Posted in Progressives | Tagged , , | 3 Comments

Only Oppressors Read Books

Posted on January 18, 2015 by The Political Hat

     If you own a book, then you are literally oppressing all millennials because classist and racist oppressors like you who literally take luxury away from them.      Obviously, the Social Justice warriors only have one recourse:

Posted in Progressives | Tagged , , | Comments Off on Only Oppressors Read Books

If You Are Dating An Ancient Sumerian God, You Are Crazy

Posted on January 17, 2015 by The Political Hat

     If you are a girl who thinks she is a biological male, then any semblance of reality is lost, and there is no stopping the leap down the rabbit hole…

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged , , , | 3 Comments

Infinite Genders

Posted on January 15, 2015 by The Political Hat

     At this point, it is only a matter of time before we have more “genders” than there are human beings on the plant…      A partial list:

Posted in Progressives, Uncategorized | Tagged , , , | 1 Comment

Is There Any More Special Snowflake Than A God?

Posted on January 14, 2015 by The Political Hat

     What could make a special little snowflake more special than declaring themself a god?  Such individuals who hold themselves to be deities are known as “Deity-kin” and are but a particularly pompous version of the “Other-kin” phenomenon.      At least they … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged , | 1 Comment