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Social Justice is Powered by… Magic?!

Posted on March 13, 2015 by The Political Hat

     Being a Social Justice Warrior is hard work!  What better way to show the world you are serious then power-up with magical potions!      Just in case you were wondering: RED HEALTH There’s no shame in taking a hit or two … Continue reading →

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Queering the Numbers

Posted on March 5, 2015 by The Political Hat

     Is there anything more oppressive than a rational number?  Apparently so since all rational and non-transcendental irrational numbers are cis-normative oppressors.

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The Beauty of Social Justice

Posted on March 2, 2015 by The Political Hat

     Saying a person’s worth has nothing to do with their body type is an affirming and nice gesture.  Of course, it also makes you an evil oppressor of the Kyriarchy!!1!

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Milk and the Evolution Deniers

Posted on February 25, 2015 by The Political Hat

     One of the pseudo-snarky blithering idiots at Jezebel (part of the SJW-Gawker anti-industrial complex), who declares herself “a doctor educated by the School of Common Sense and the University of What Is Wrong With You” declares that Adults Should Not … Continue reading →

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Mayonnaise: The Sauce of Oppression

Posted on February 19, 2015 by The Political Hat

     A self-declared aromantic bi-aegosexual demigirl who uses voi/vois/voiself pronouns seems par for the course when it comes to mentally ill special little snowflakes.      However there is a big difference between this Maddie/Hazel and the others:  Mayonnaise.

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Scott Walker, Time Lord

Posted on February 18, 2015 by The Political Hat

     The New York Times declared that Scott Walker, who assumed the Governorship of Wisconsin in 2011, caused through his governorship the firing of teachers in… 2010. “Mainly, though, The Speech was about waging war on public employee unions, particularly the … Continue reading →

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Science Fiction Goes Full Tumblr

Posted on February 16, 2015 by The Political Hat

     Never go full Tumblr.      So a limp-wristed homosexual Italian Muslim tranny dinosaur walks into a bar…      No, this is not a lame joke.  It’s worse.  It is a Hugo-nominated “short story” by a Nebula award winner.  An example passage: “A … Continue reading →

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What Lesbian Doesn’t Like Pussy…Cats

Posted on February 14, 2015 by The Political Hat

     A girl (assumedly) in a lesbian relationship doesn’t know how to handle… becoming a cat.

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Half of All Millennials are Scientifically Illiterate Brainwashed Morons According to Hot New Poll

Posted on February 13, 2015 by The Political Hat

     According a poll† by the ultra-Left wing pseudo-hipster blithering idjits over at Fusion.net, half of all Millennials think that gender is just like a spectrum, with many declaring that genders exist outside of the evil gender binary of male/female.      There … Continue reading →

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A Nonbinary Cis-phobic Gay Deer with Split Personality Talks About CisHet Intersexism

Posted on February 12, 2015 by The Political Hat

     Apparently all the Social Justice Warriors and special little snowflakes who ranted about CisHet scum (i.e. heterosexuals who think they are what they really are) are mistaken because that excludes “intersex” “CisHet”.      Apparently “dycishet” (i.e. the vast majority of humanity) … Continue reading →

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